irelephant
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I'm slightly more active at @[email protected] right now.
I'm slightly more active at @[email protected] right now.
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'm slightly more active at @[email protected] right now.
test post, please ignore
i hope they excommunicate jd vance tomorrow
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
test post, please ignore
test post
i hope they excommunicate jd vance tomorrow
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
test post
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The Democratic leadership of this country would walk out of the Wannsee Conference saying “I’m concerned this isn’t focused enough on the economy”
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The Democratic leadership of this country would walk out of the Wannsee Conference saying “I’m concerned this isn’t focused enough on the economy”
![a r/Lenovo post saying:
fuk you lnovo
[photo of a keyboard test with missing ctrl, right win, e, d, c, numbers and 9 function keys]
why is my kyboar brokn Inovo my laptop is barly thr yars ol fiv an six us to work lik ystray but now its all gon i ant vn prss ontrol im nvr buying a Inovo prout again smh
comment:
Unplug and replug keyboard cable maybe due to static disconnected.
reply from op:
ar you stupi its a laptop](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n3e6z3d2s63hwaim5nhrcoyk/bafkreidyo2bys4tgufoukgj2tvtz4tkoidcm63aperpt2dwu5erwvc264a@jpeg)
svgrepo my beloved
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
svgrepo my beloved
Make your server unreachable to half the internet's users and save €0.62 🤑🤑
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Make your server unreachable to half the internet's users and save €0.62 🤑🤑
Whenever I see people singing fairytale of New York I always wonder if they're going to say the f slur in it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Whenever I see people singing fairytale of New York I always wonder if they're going to say the f slur in it.
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📝 Wikimedia blog: Unifying our mobile and desktop domains
Reduced mobile response times by 20% worldwide and un-broke Google indexing.
https://techblog.wikimedia.org/2025/11/21/unifying-mobile-and-desktop-domains/
#wikimedia #mediawiki #wikipedia
Reduced mobile response times by 20% worldwide and un-broke Google indexing.
https://techblog.wikimedia.org/2025/11/21/unifying-mobile-and-desktop-domains/
#wikimedia #mediawiki #wikipedia
Unifying our mobile and desktop domains
How we achieved 20% faster mobile response times, improved SEO, and reduced infrastructure load.
techblog.wikimedia.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
📝 Wikimedia blog: Unifying our mobile and desktop domains
Reduced mobile response times by 20% worldwide and un-broke Google indexing.
https://techblog.wikimedia.org/2025/11/21/unifying-mobile-and-desktop-domains/
#wikimedia #mediawiki #wikipedia
Reduced mobile response times by 20% worldwide and un-broke Google indexing.
https://techblog.wikimedia.org/2025/11/21/unifying-mobile-and-desktop-domains/
#wikimedia #mediawiki #wikipedia
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The 2010s trend of having signs on the walls in your house has been getting a lot of hate but it won't go away.
I don't have strong feelings about it. Of all of the things I dislike about the first photo the sign is at the bottom of the list. It's funny. It's […]
[Original post on sauropods.win]
I don't have strong feelings about it. Of all of the things I dislike about the first photo the sign is at the bottom of the list. It's funny. It's […]
[Original post on sauropods.win]
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The 2010s trend of having signs on the walls in your house has been getting a lot of hate but it won't go away.
I don't have strong feelings about it. Of all of the things I dislike about the first photo the sign is at the bottom of the list. It's funny. It's […]
[Original post on sauropods.win]
I don't have strong feelings about it. Of all of the things I dislike about the first photo the sign is at the bottom of the list. It's funny. It's […]
[Original post on sauropods.win]
Reposted by irelephant
I'm fascinated by people who eliminate major appliances widely considered "essential" I have a friend who lives without a fridge. I don't really get this because I like cold water and ... perishable things. But, he's made it work and I'm a little jealous.
I know several people without smart […]
I know several people without smart […]
Original post on sauropods.win
sauropods.win
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm fascinated by people who eliminate major appliances widely considered "essential" I have a friend who lives without a fridge. I don't really get this because I like cold water and ... perishable things. But, he's made it work and I'm a little jealous.
I know several people without smart […]
I know several people without smart […]
Saw a Wendy's for the first time today
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Saw a Wendy's for the first time today
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me when i am a warehouse supervisor but im really bad at my job
hey uhhhh why does cargo keep running in the background randomly
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
me when i am a warehouse supervisor but im really bad at my job
I love css, because mistakes made in its implementations become a part of its spec.
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love css, because mistakes made in its implementations become a part of its spec.
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guys, i'm from the future, this is GOTY of 2025
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
guys, i'm from the future, this is GOTY of 2025
I just compiled something from scratch (openresty, because their fedora builds are ancient) and it just worked???
This has literally never happened to me before.
This has literally never happened to me before.
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just compiled something from scratch (openresty, because their fedora builds are ancient) and it just worked???
This has literally never happened to me before.
This has literally never happened to me before.
Life tip: if you think you smell gas, try lighting a match to make sure there really is gas in the air
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Life tip: if you think you smell gas, try lighting a match to make sure there really is gas in the air
docker is pretty pog actually.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
docker is pretty pog actually.
I just listened to the Euro-Country album, and it's amazing. I can't believe that I put off listening to it for this long.
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just listened to the Euro-Country album, and it's amazing. I can't believe that I put off listening to it for this long.
mastodon.social should automatically delete the account of anyone who makes a post with the word "decentralised" in it.
October 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
mastodon.social should automatically delete the account of anyone who makes a post with the word "decentralised" in it.
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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore