as hard as it is to believe, even less than that

if I wanted to roam the desert in search of questionable energy that has the capability to corrupt individuals i'd have joined the us military. and unfortunately, unlike the military i imagine, you can't even shoot the crystals (from the bike)...

does #metroidprime4 pass the bechdel test lmao (no)

couldn't build teams that win, maybe we'll buy one instead