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Iris
@irisblue.bsky.social
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gardening, cooking, chickens and cats floorplans and coffee, light mode and crafts
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2h
SQUIRREL!
I would collapse from happiness if a squirrel adopted me.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2h
Yes. I don't actually have 5 other cockatoos, either.
A photo of a screen door open to a verandah, with a spring garden beyond. One sulphur-crested cockaoo is sitting on the door handle, and four more cockatoos are assembled on the verandah and on a planter box.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2h
She's very charming ... for exactly as long as the almonds hold out.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2h
But wait, there's more.
A photo of a dining table and chairs. A sulphur-crested cockatoo is perched on the back of a chair.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2h
What is wrong with this picture?
A photo of the inside of a house on a sunny afternoon. There's furniture, rugs, open doors, a box on the floor, random stuff on a desk. Oh, and a sulphur-crested cockatoo wandering around like she lives there.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 6h
It's a good way to thin out the otherwise enormous herd of US politics. And some people only retweet, never post.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 7h
This whole enterprise is so fucked up. They know NOTHING.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 7h
Looking at Ludo has its charms, though.
*scritches Ludo's chin*
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 8h
Oh no! I hope he's just hiding. My cats are -obsessed- with going in the garage.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 8h
O woe, o desolation
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 21h
First is a void, second is a book cover.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22h
I have a dream, in which I continue to have two full ears.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22h
A cockatoo landed on my shoulder yesterday, and I was half "check me out" and half "PLEASE NOT MY EAR".
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today 🎶
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 1d
I've changed a Thing Happening from Thursdays to Tuesdays, and have been broken for a month.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 1d
*gentle pats*
Get some rest, CB.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 1d
*snerk*
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2d
I hearted this before I read the second sentence. Don't marry a human!
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2d
5% is not enough for pesting Charlie Brown on the eve of fang surgery. Sandor will hear about this.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2d
You'll feel so much better after it heals, and get so many cuddles from Fizgig and your humans, and you'll still be the most handsome gentleman. It's ok to be nervous. 💜
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe some are worried you are a bad influence!
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 3d
That's ok, you should wait til all the family and friends can gather for the funeral.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 3d
What, you don't have a set of butchers and schooners?
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 4d
This has finally pushed my US sibs to make sure their children have AU citizenship. I'm not travelling to the US to even see family, and am hunting work-arounds for essential US business issues. The cavalier "it would never affect me" is deranged.
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Iris @irisblue.bsky.social · 4d
Outside is all bugs, sunburn, and dirt.
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