Some of you Arkansans have never sled before and it shows (complimentary)

After Renee Good was murdered, Alex Jones’ response was basically “excellent shot sir, what great reflexes you have, you should be an NFL wide receiver”

I was very bummed when our tour guide in Iceland had never seen or heard of D2 and said basically no one there plays hockey

Unfortunate they are the same colors so it won’t show on tv

The Gary Bears does have a nice ring to it

My Arkansas-ND conspiracy theory isn’t that Hunter Yurachek was getting revenge for the game result, but feeling the need to fire Sam Pittman the next day thus having to do work (talk to a search firm, interview candidates, etc.); no one wants more work, and ND gave Hunter more work

Definitely unlocked a memory of this episode also haha. I feel like that was more about the fries tasting better in beef tallow? Don’t remember too much else from it

Dear God, they’ve taken Purdue and they’re heading to Notre Dame!

What about the Pittsburgh Pirates?

I shaved a tenth of a second off my 40 yard dash time, suggesting eventually I’ll be able to run at the speed of light

Not sure why this stuck in my brain but remember going to see a movie in Oxford, MS in 2009 and there was a boating safety PSA during the previews with Houston Nutt and Michael Oher, apparently he was way ahead of the curve on the importance proper life jacket usage

Yeah not our best look

At the game, vibe is absolutely bonkers