Ida R. J. Greenberg
@irjgreenberg.bsky.social
Animating and laughing at people sneezing. Slowly reconnecting from the bird app
The girl intruded on my instruction on how to tie a knot and was not entitled to that specific information.
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The girl intruded on my instruction on how to tie a knot and was not entitled to that specific information.
On this day ten years ago, I stood on a beach surrounded by couples in the cold, while barefoot.
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On this day ten years ago, I stood on a beach surrounded by couples in the cold, while barefoot.
Mammals? In my fine, heirloom ceilings?
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Mammals? In my fine, heirloom ceilings?
Her fear of dogs skyrocketed higher than an elementary school field day bottle rocket.
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Her fear of dogs skyrocketed higher than an elementary school field day bottle rocket.
The drifting oatmeal
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The drifting oatmeal
I wonder what Ol’ Stinky’s up to these days.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I wonder what Ol’ Stinky’s up to these days.
The woman’s head was on such a swivel, it came off completely!
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The woman’s head was on such a swivel, it came off completely!
Ahh yes, I go by many names: Rat Farter. Dolores. Rosemary. Izzy. Lda. Stinky. To name a few.
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ahh yes, I go by many names: Rat Farter. Dolores. Rosemary. Izzy. Lda. Stinky. To name a few.
Remembering the mysterious pistachio that had snot-filled sleeves.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remembering the mysterious pistachio that had snot-filled sleeves.
And I stood there, having to listen to “We wish You a Merry Christmas” an infinite number of times to no reward.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And I stood there, having to listen to “We wish You a Merry Christmas” an infinite number of times to no reward.
If I were to be maimed in a horrible treadmill accident today, well…
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If I were to be maimed in a horrible treadmill accident today, well…
Being reminded by a truck that my greatest crime against her was not knowing enough about world culture.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Being reminded by a truck that my greatest crime against her was not knowing enough about world culture.
Make your neighbors hate you; throw some peas on the floor.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Make your neighbors hate you; throw some peas on the floor.
Lonely loaf at night
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Lonely loaf at night
If I have to go walking around like a doughnut, so be it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If I have to go walking around like a doughnut, so be it.
I’m grateful for leaf.
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m grateful for leaf.
Hopscotching in the dark
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hopscotching in the dark
The man standing along the street was as out of place as a chicken in the forest.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The man standing along the street was as out of place as a chicken in the forest.
The optometrists are taking over!
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The optometrists are taking over!
Smiling without your eyes
October 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Smiling without your eyes
The soup cans were never enough!
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The soup cans were never enough!
Between the two of us laid a cupcake that resembled a bowel movement
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Between the two of us laid a cupcake that resembled a bowel movement
And so I said I would mull-et over. And that was the best pun I have ever said.
September 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And so I said I would mull-et over. And that was the best pun I have ever said.
You’re named Portia? So like, the car?
September 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You’re named Portia? So like, the car?
She was right; someone does have to get into it. I didn’t agree at the time, but I’ve come to understand.
September 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
She was right; someone does have to get into it. I didn’t agree at the time, but I’ve come to understand.