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@irnoodles.bsky.social

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Like, nya! they/them, 28 I failed the harkness test The cutest kidfur you'll ever meet, and I'll beat you up in guilty gear if you say otherwise!

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Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 5h

Is there any text messages and stuff? My friend got her ex in small claims court with facebook messages where ex crashed out and said she wouldn't pay what was owed.

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 5h

Goddamn o.o

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 5h

He's made of GOLD!

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 5h

Well here's a weirdo to start you off with lmao

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 6h

oh my god I'd love to just show you random weird pokemon and get your takes on them

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 6h

oh hell yeah Power Stone

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 7h

I said
Whoever threw that paper
Your mom's a ho

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 7h

I need to go home and jerk off

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

HELL YEAH

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

What about the nonbinaries, do we get lunch?

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

Burn it

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

Wife me damn

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

Fun fact, I first heard that word in the vampire weekend song "campus" but I misheard it and thought he said "spilled kefir on your caviar" and sung it like that for years

That is all

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so cute that being the killer makes perfect sense 😏

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

The Dae With Big Titties, coming to a theatre near you at an alarming speed

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

Is every staff member of this site literally insane

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 8h

Oh my god is this umineko soda

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 13h

What an unhinged take

Also yeah sorry couldn't watch it cuz I'm working rn xD but yeah that sounds about right for him

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 13h

Oh God what did he do this time

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 14h

I highly recommend it! One of the better movies I've seen this year :)

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 15h

I lived!

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 16h

Man so many of y'all liked this you should like my art too uwu

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 16h

*applause*

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 16h

I'll make you a new one c:

Retro! @irnoodles.bsky.social · 16h

There is one scene where he yells at him and a jump scare where he pulls Indy into a hug from under the bed but no harm comes to him