Chris
@ironbars.bsky.social
Pokémon nerd, average millennial homo
Feelin’ good on a chest day 😌
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Feelin’ good on a chest day 😌
Another week down - crawling to the end of the work year
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Another week down - crawling to the end of the work year
So happy I got my boy 😇
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So happy I got my boy 😇
My dog (accidentally?) bit me on the nipple this morning 😱
Pic relevant
Pic relevant
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My dog (accidentally?) bit me on the nipple this morning 😱
Pic relevant
Pic relevant
I backed this silly D&D inspired drinking game ages ago and am hoping to crack it out over Xmas
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I backed this silly D&D inspired drinking game ages ago and am hoping to crack it out over Xmas
Tired and ready for holidays 😌
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Tired and ready for holidays 😌
Glutes are starting to counterbalance the tits 😌
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Glutes are starting to counterbalance the tits 😌
WoW’s player housing is great 😌
Cuck chair installed
Cuck chair installed
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
WoW’s player housing is great 😌
Cuck chair installed
Cuck chair installed
Haircut before and after
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Haircut before and after
Also PBed strap and beltless deadlifts ☺️
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Also PBed strap and beltless deadlifts ☺️
Leg day and HIIT
Cooked.
Cooked.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Leg day and HIIT
Cooked.
Cooked.
And the other one has decided I’m getting a bath
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
And the other one has decided I’m getting a bath
Starving all the time but it’s finally starting to pay off
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Starving all the time but it’s finally starting to pay off
Thank fuck it’s Friday
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thank fuck it’s Friday
Finished Z-A - loved the new battle style, enjoyed the story, felt a bit let down by the city limitations but it’s a foundation to build on
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Finished Z-A - loved the new battle style, enjoyed the story, felt a bit let down by the city limitations but it’s a foundation to build on
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
We were promised flying cars
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
We were promised flying cars
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Really great therapy session this week. My psych wants me to lean more into my anger and to be more assertive, so I feel like
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Really great therapy session this week. My psych wants me to lean more into my anger and to be more assertive, so I feel like
Deadlifts slowly climbing back up now I’m doing them strap- and belt-less
Still not back to my old numbers but getting there
Still not back to my old numbers but getting there
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Deadlifts slowly climbing back up now I’m doing them strap- and belt-less
Still not back to my old numbers but getting there
Still not back to my old numbers but getting there
And here’s my alpha Dragonite 😊
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
And here’s my alpha Dragonite 😊