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As my colleagues once said to me, "There's no excuse for you."

Programmer, illustrator, designer, consultant, tabletop game homebrewer, elder […]

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My 90s web design post is top of Hacker News — perhaps the only way I can get decent traffic these days. I do ok in Google Search (relatively speaking, since I don't have many years of Page Rank), but my site gets ignored by Google Discover and the other main […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
May 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Playing with rust async, and I wonder what the internal design cost of ruby's block_given / yield / anything takes blocks approach is. It's so ergonomic
January 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@cwebber I’m interested in learning a bit more about ocap. I’ve done some digging into a bunch of the things you’ve linked across your work.

They’re great! But I feel like I could use like, maybe, a 101 level tutorial to drive some of the concepts home on how to actually implement. I think I […]
Original post on mastodon.esmevane.com
mastodon.esmevane.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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"People should just think more critically about technology" is not a solution. "Normies just love their evil dopamine and dumb celebs, let them suffer" is not a solution.

"I don't believe people when they say it's unpleasant or confusing because it's not for me" is not a solution.

"But […]
Original post on mas.to
mas.to
January 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
calling my three eyed dwarf variants 'yeasty boys' from now on
January 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@mastohost Hey there! I'm trying to navigate the new web interface (which is really nice, btw! good work). It looks like my DB is HUGE for some reason, 5.18gb. Is there anything I can do on my end to cut that down? There's only like 2 active folks on my instance, so I'm hoping most of that is […]
Original post on mastodon.esmevane.com
mastodon.esmevane.com
December 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Whammageddon is such bullshit. What can we do to take a modern Christmas classic and wrench all the joy from it, convincing everyone to run away from it like little annoying jerks? Cut the shit. Enjoy Wham!.
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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I've started a page listing for many fields (physics, computing, biology, history..) the most Totemic Books. The ones that are central to the field, the books you wished you had learned about earlier. The work no one in a field can do without. Please send me your suggestions so we can share the […]
Original post on fosstodon.org
fosstodon.org
December 1, 2024 at 10:10 AM
UEFI is pronounced “oofy” as everyone knows
November 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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sometimes the timing of me seeing things in the Multiverse just amazes me. I am beginning to work out a 2FA flow of my own for my seekrit project, to validate user account CREATE email & to authenticate account UPDATE & DISABLE/DELETE operations […]
Original post on masto.deoan.org
masto.deoan.org
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Yes I know the process is called “spaghettification” but it’s not actually spaghetti. Okay it does look a bit like a mop of spaghetti on the end of a stick, but I assure you it’s a highly technical and rather expensive graphene-cored silicone microfilament. We call it a gravity-gradient […]
Original post on aus.social
aus.social
November 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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When I talk about the importance of going all in on the Fediverse, I speak based on experience.

At Opera we built a massive user community. When I quit, we had something like 35 million registered users and 35 million monthly visitors.

The new Opera management did not see the value of that […]
Original post on social.vivaldi.net
social.vivaldi.net
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Making casual posts with my actual opinion in them and being as nice as I can, but then worrying all day about whether or not I was crappy by accident anyway.

It's weird that I keep doing this given the anxiety surrounding it. I'd probably be happier outside, looking at trees.
November 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
goddamn this album is really fucking good
November 25, 2024 at 1:28 PM
This is a deliberate capital strike from the billionaire class and nothing more. It isn't an AI driven trend.

https://mas.to/@carnage4life/113512663978474619
November 20, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Not just starter packs and labelers but feeds and indexers too. Incredible insights, each of those.

And it shouldn’t be Mastodon, it should be apub extensions

https://climatejustice.social/@Rainer/113494480275330410
November 17, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Totally not reflecting on the programming language that I definitely won’t build
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I'm just a simple man with a simple dream, and that dream is to not have to spend all day every day working just to keep up. If only.
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
[Star Trek, Politics]

Thinking about how the attempt to redpill trekkies with "Wow when did Star Trek go woke?" style shit fell flat.

Like man, I know you have a good hit rate recruiting from toxic fanbases, but you don't understand trekkies at all.

Trekkies don't need your approval or even […]
Original post on mastodon.esmevane.com
mastodon.esmevane.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
people often ask me what my secret to having constant migraines is, and i'm sorry to tell you all that it's just a unique gift of mine, i can't teach you how to migraine this well, or often
November 13, 2024 at 10:37 PM
@yburyug.bsky.social Hey! I was looking for you the other day wondering if you left the hellsite! What timing. Long time no see!

Did you get married? Congratulations!
November 13, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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p.s. The above observation explains what I like about TypeScript, hated about Java, and liked about C++ "back in the day."

A good type system is a tool programmers can use to manage things like "what is the set of legal values for this parameter."

True, you can just document the types to get […]
Original post on social.bau-ha.us
social.bau-ha.us
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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I wrote a bunch more about my own approach to documentation here: https://simonwillison.net/2022/Nov/26/productivity/
November 13, 2024 at 1:24 AM