Patrick Johnson
@ironicsuicide.bsky.social
Here for a bleak time, not a long time.
My voting sticker thinks you're a jagoff.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My voting sticker thinks you're a jagoff.
Next time we see the job numbers.
August 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Next time we see the job numbers.
I've decided that in place of psychotherapy and medication, I will now be trying to fix myself by standing under one of these for extended periods of time.
July 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I've decided that in place of psychotherapy and medication, I will now be trying to fix myself by standing under one of these for extended periods of time.
I hope when this is all over, we'll have an entire gallery of Trump world men looking tiny in chairs.
July 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hope when this is all over, we'll have an entire gallery of Trump world men looking tiny in chairs.
No review has ever made me want to see a movie less.
February 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No review has ever made me want to see a movie less.
Yeesh, my computer's taskbar serving up four word horror stories.
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Yeesh, my computer's taskbar serving up four word horror stories.
It is I, comfort provider of voids.
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
It is I, comfort provider of voids.
If you see this, post a vampire.
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 AM
If you see this, post a vampire.
These bots are as sharp and well-honed as a boar's tusk.
November 23, 2024 at 6:13 AM
These bots are as sharp and well-honed as a boar's tusk.
I simply don't have time to watch movies. On account of listening to a four hour podcast about a movie that runs two and a half hours long.
November 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I simply don't have time to watch movies. On account of listening to a four hour podcast about a movie that runs two and a half hours long.