Isabel Cooper
@isabelcooper.bsky.social
Author of paranormal romance and romantic fantasy. Roleplayer. Occult dabbler. Feminist. She/her, pro-LGBTQIA+, pro-abortion, pro-sex, "work ethic" is a fake idea.
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This. I live in MA, where the average interstate speed does tend to be 5-15 miles over what’s posted, and the police don’t much care—but that’s only when not around populated areas.
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This. I live in MA, where the average interstate speed does tend to be 5-15 miles over what’s posted, and the police don’t much care—but that’s only when not around populated areas.
Between this and deliberately making their cars louder, Car Guys are one of the worst types of Guy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Between this and deliberately making their cars louder, Car Guys are one of the worst types of Guy.
I will 100% slow down if someone behind me tailgates or honks, and if they do it when I’m stopped at an intersection/on-ramp, I’ll sit there for an extra minute because now we all have to learn a lesson.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I will 100% slow down if someone behind me tailgates or honks, and if they do it when I’m stopped at an intersection/on-ramp, I’ll sit there for an extra minute because now we all have to learn a lesson.
Maybe incorporate speed limits into your schedule—most GPS apps will tell you the time any journey will take at legal speeds—and as for your sanity…IDK, stop using your car to compensate? Like I’m sorry your dad never loved you or whatever, but: therapy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Maybe incorporate speed limits into your schedule—most GPS apps will tell you the time any journey will take at legal speeds—and as for your sanity…IDK, stop using your car to compensate? Like I’m sorry your dad never loved you or whatever, but: therapy.
Promiscuous Mode: when you're in your slut era, but with a higher income.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Promiscuous Mode: when you're in your slut era, but with a higher income.
Does the modern beauty/fashion industry often take it too far, especially when aimed at AFAB-presenting people? Sure, but conversely, the white cishet AMAB "enhancing your appearance is femme and gay and icky" thing is a scourge on society.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Does the modern beauty/fashion industry often take it too far, especially when aimed at AFAB-presenting people? Sure, but conversely, the white cishet AMAB "enhancing your appearance is femme and gay and icky" thing is a scourge on society.
Yes! As and someone who mostly does makeup "for" dudes, it's like...my good Generic Pagan Name bitch, enhancing your appearance for people you want or might want to bang is a tale as old as...IDK, probably plants, if you can include pollinators. Definitely as old as iguanas.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yes! As and someone who mostly does makeup "for" dudes, it's like...my good Generic Pagan Name bitch, enhancing your appearance for people you want or might want to bang is a tale as old as...IDK, probably plants, if you can include pollinators. Definitely as old as iguanas.
"If David Bowie wasn't too good for makeup, neither am I," has been my motto since college.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"If David Bowie wasn't too good for makeup, neither am I," has been my motto since college.
Also props to the other Redditor who wrote a sample scene wherein the "spare" guys provide sports-style commentary. Which I would read both as humor and as sex, TBH.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Also props to the other Redditor who wrote a sample scene wherein the "spare" guys provide sports-style commentary. Which I would read both as humor and as sex, TBH.
I am seriously considering writing it. And making two of the guys actually bi, just not attracted to *each other* at all.
The elf is like "I like a cock sometimes, but ugh, that *beard.*"
And the barbarian's all "Axeface of Gorgorath SHAVES FOR NO MAN and also I would break you in half, ew."
The elf is like "I like a cock sometimes, but ugh, that *beard.*"
And the barbarian's all "Axeface of Gorgorath SHAVES FOR NO MAN and also I would break you in half, ew."
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I am seriously considering writing it. And making two of the guys actually bi, just not attracted to *each other* at all.
The elf is like "I like a cock sometimes, but ugh, that *beard.*"
And the barbarian's all "Axeface of Gorgorath SHAVES FOR NO MAN and also I would break you in half, ew."
The elf is like "I like a cock sometimes, but ugh, that *beard.*"
And the barbarian's all "Axeface of Gorgorath SHAVES FOR NO MAN and also I would break you in half, ew."
On the other hand, it has led to a mental image of a couple guys getting it on with the FMC while the others sit off to the side having coffee and doing the crossword.
"Ohhh yessss!"
"I think it's 'defenestrate,' Brian. See, you need the 't' here for 'tuba'. Croissant?"
"Ohhh yessss!"
"I think it's 'defenestrate,' Brian. See, you need the 't' here for 'tuba'. Croissant?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
On the other hand, it has led to a mental image of a couple guys getting it on with the FMC while the others sit off to the side having coffee and doing the crossword.
"Ohhh yessss!"
"I think it's 'defenestrate,' Brian. See, you need the 't' here for 'tuba'. Croissant?"
"Ohhh yessss!"
"I think it's 'defenestrate,' Brian. See, you need the 't' here for 'tuba'. Croissant?"
Yeah--our best chance was the GOP not being absolute cowardly dipshits on the 7th, and that, unsurprisingly, didn't happen.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Yeah--our best chance was the GOP not being absolute cowardly dipshits on the 7th, and that, unsurprisingly, didn't happen.
Don't listen to what they say, don't give them more oxygen than you have to, that thing in the cellar is not your mother.
Work of great political strategy finished. Now off to snack and resist the urge to write a thesis paper comparing Trump and Jason Vorhees.
Work of great political strategy finished. Now off to snack and resist the urge to write a thesis paper comparing Trump and Jason Vorhees.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Don't listen to what they say, don't give them more oxygen than you have to, that thing in the cellar is not your mother.
Work of great political strategy finished. Now off to snack and resist the urge to write a thesis paper comparing Trump and Jason Vorhees.
Work of great political strategy finished. Now off to snack and resist the urge to write a thesis paper comparing Trump and Jason Vorhees.
In the immortal words of Ash Williams: it's a trick. Get an axe.
Okay, you don't have to kill them, you don't even have to yell at them if the situation doesn't seem right (although see Point 2) but you absolutely can't trust them.
Okay, you don't have to kill them, you don't even have to yell at them if the situation doesn't seem right (although see Point 2) but you absolutely can't trust them.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In the immortal words of Ash Williams: it's a trick. Get an axe.
Okay, you don't have to kill them, you don't even have to yell at them if the situation doesn't seem right (although see Point 2) but you absolutely can't trust them.
Okay, you don't have to kill them, you don't even have to yell at them if the situation doesn't seem right (although see Point 2) but you absolutely can't trust them.
That's the equivalent of the guy who said he was fine after the zombie fight, but he's a lot paler than usual and one of his arms has a bandage, and sure, he says he cut himself climbing a fence, but he is 100% going to try and eat your brains tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That's the equivalent of the guy who said he was fine after the zombie fight, but he's a lot paler than usual and one of his arms has a bandage, and sure, he says he cut himself climbing a fence, but he is 100% going to try and eat your brains tonight.
"I'm a liberal, but getting rid of student loans just doesn't seem fair/trans women in sports is a serious issue/we have to reach across the aisle and find bipartisanship with people who believe JFK Jr. is returning to save us from the adrenochrome vaccine conspiracy..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"I'm a liberal, but getting rid of student loans just doesn't seem fair/trans women in sports is a serious issue/we have to reach across the aisle and find bipartisanship with people who believe JFK Jr. is returning to save us from the adrenochrome vaccine conspiracy..."
This is all assuming you feel safe doing so, of course. And if you're a public figure, or a company, or whatever, speak out and stick to it, even when dipshits on the right throw a fit. Use your power for good.
3) Don't trust people who say they're on your side but always cover their necks.
3) Don't trust people who say they're on your side but always cover their necks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is all assuming you feel safe doing so, of course. And if you're a public figure, or a company, or whatever, speak out and stick to it, even when dipshits on the right throw a fit. Use your power for good.
3) Don't trust people who say they're on your side but always cover their necks.
3) Don't trust people who say they're on your side but always cover their necks.
talk back to him if you do (www.tiktok.com/@mrs.frazzled has Gentle Parenting Republicans scripts that are hilarious). Tell people that SNAP is not the reason milk prices are high and that climate change is a thing. Make conservatives ashamed of themselves.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
talk back to him if you do (www.tiktok.com/@mrs.frazzled has Gentle Parenting Republicans scripts that are hilarious). Tell people that SNAP is not the reason milk prices are high and that climate change is a thing. Make conservatives ashamed of themselves.
goes the same place. Fuck those guys. If they want to redeem themselves, they can start by accepting consequences.
2) Set the body on fire.
You don't have to do crimes to face consequences. Deplatform people pushing bigotry. Punch Nazis. Refuse to have dinner with your fascist uncle, or
2) Set the body on fire.
You don't have to do crimes to face consequences. Deplatform people pushing bigotry. Punch Nazis. Refuse to have dinner with your fascist uncle, or
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
goes the same place. Fuck those guys. If they want to redeem themselves, they can start by accepting consequences.
2) Set the body on fire.
You don't have to do crimes to face consequences. Deplatform people pushing bigotry. Punch Nazis. Refuse to have dinner with your fascist uncle, or
2) Set the body on fire.
You don't have to do crimes to face consequences. Deplatform people pushing bigotry. Punch Nazis. Refuse to have dinner with your fascist uncle, or