It does pose a conundrum: do you rebrand the newsletter for Americans with money?

Dude, you get your name apostrophe’d in the title?! Are you famous or something?

It’s extremely hard to become fluent quickly these days bc we have so much access to media in our native tongue online. I became bilingual in a couple months in 2001 but i was 100% immersed. I recommend minimising English use as much as work allows.

I think it was mostly a salting job. As for the rest, I do not remember as I was busy BEING TRAUMATISED!

Something’s wrong with you. Definitely the child-pickling butcher.

We like to traumatise our children into good behaviour on the banks of the Rhine

*sews. For crying out loud gimme an edit button

That is cheap. My doctor was $70 a visit in 2002.

Also maybe save yourself a few seconds talking about the completely unrelated Middle East and use them to mention the border was confirmed by a 1962 binding ICJ decision. Not trying to side with Cambodian authorities here, we have our issues, but this feels like a major omission.