So the 🍊🤡 is half Scots because of his mother. The Scottish government find out which tartan Trump is entitled to wear and offer to make him a kilt for his state visit. Exact waist and height needed. If he lies it won't fit properly and he'll look like an idiot. Well he'll look an idiot anyway.

If I was on the board of a company and the CEO had been absent for weeks and the share price was tanking because of the actions of the CEO I would call an emergency board meeting and have the CEO removed. Are you listening Tesla board?

If only

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The things you can do with AI these days...

Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.

Let’s keep spreading it.

Just saw an article on the Elgin Marbles. For those not in the know marble carvings robbed from Greece by the UK back in the day when Greece didn't care and the UK was robbing stuff world wide. Greece want them back. With today's tech we could 3D scan them produce exact copies and give them back.

Why is Nigel Farage get so much airtime on the BBC? The Liberals don't get the same exposure and they have 67 more MPs. He is an irrelevant shouty grifter.

I had a thought if Biden was to resign next month then Kamila would be sworn in as 47 and then Orange one would be 48 and all his 47 merch would be worthless - not that it's worth having anyway.

I have been here a few days and not a single post about putting your seat back on an aeroplane or asking stupid questions to which you can Google the answer.