Is Elon dead yet?
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Your reliable source for news relating Elon Musk's current heartrate.
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Not a bot. I check myself.
Professional in hating
Not a bot. I check myself.
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Wanted to find an account like this, but none were active. So I thought, "Be the change you want to see in the world," and created this account.
I do not mean Mr. Musk any harm, I am simply exercising my right to free speech!
I do not mean Mr. Musk any harm, I am simply exercising my right to free speech!
He is not dead, but despite his anti-trump comments, I continue to hate him.
As an accomplished hater, I have the capacity to hate several people at once
As an accomplished hater, I have the capacity to hate several people at once
June 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
He is not dead, but despite his anti-trump comments, I continue to hate him.
As an accomplished hater, I have the capacity to hate several people at once
As an accomplished hater, I have the capacity to hate several people at once
:D
June 4, 2025 at 9:34 AM
:D
Reposted by Is Elon dead yet?
He's not dead, but sufficiently humiliated that I am satisfied for now
May 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
He's not dead, but sufficiently humiliated that I am satisfied for now
I've not heard anything on the topic today. But I remain hopeful
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I've not heard anything on the topic today. But I remain hopeful
Nay, not today :<
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nay, not today :<
Not dead, but tucking in his tail
Elon Musk has reportedly packed up his things and exited the White House.
Elon Musk Has Already Packed Up and Left the White House
The billionaire has packed up as he wraps up his tenure at DOGE, but he’s not completely gone.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not dead, but tucking in his tail
The weirdo lives, haven't heard much about him lately
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The weirdo lives, haven't heard much about him lately
No, sadddddd :/
April 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No, sadddddd :/
No news, which means he is currently not dead. 99% certain.
April 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No news, which means he is currently not dead. 99% certain.
He is not yet dead, but he is still a thin-skinned little bitch so there's that
April 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He is not yet dead, but he is still a thin-skinned little bitch so there's that
Not today. May he stub all his toes
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Not today. May he stub all his toes
I had a dream he died and it became a game to edit the wikipedia entry to add ridiculous causes of death.
Alas, twas but a dream
Alas, twas but a dream
April 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I had a dream he died and it became a game to edit the wikipedia entry to add ridiculous causes of death.
Alas, twas but a dream
Alas, twas but a dream
This kind of shit is why I run this account. What a pathetic loon
Elon Musk privately DM'ed YouTuber Tiffany Fong and asked her to be inseminated by him.
When she refused he unfollowed her on Twitter and cut off premium ad revenue payments of $42,000 a month
When she refused he unfollowed her on Twitter and cut off premium ad revenue payments of $42,000 a month
April 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This kind of shit is why I run this account. What a pathetic loon
Alive! Noooo! :<
April 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Alive! Noooo! :<
I was so lost in the joy of woodworking, that I forgot musk existed. Oh how joyous that was.
Unfortunately, he lives.
Unfortunately, he lives.
April 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I was so lost in the joy of woodworking, that I forgot musk existed. Oh how joyous that was.
Unfortunately, he lives.
Unfortunately, he lives.
He not dead >_<
April 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He not dead >_<
He hasn't died today yet. But one day, when you google "musk" it'll show you the definition, and not the horrible leech that bears the name.
April 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He hasn't died today yet. But one day, when you google "musk" it'll show you the definition, and not the horrible leech that bears the name.
It seems a no todays as well, what rotten luck!
April 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It seems a no todays as well, what rotten luck!