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Making bytes do stuff since my 1200bps modem let me.
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh, I thought you said "meth head acting". Gonna be a while until I'm able to perform in your production.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Where you going with that Mascarpone? #STP
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The more I use speech to text the more I realize I say like a lot
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Saw a Reddit post this morning about a guy having his WealthSimple account wiped out. It appears the attackers used his SMS 2FA to get into his account and then they bought crappy option deals so they could pick them up on the market for cheap.
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...
The Weezey Geek » You need to immediately stop using SMS and email for 2-factor authentication
weezey.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Chumbawamba was all about swimming... Piscine the night away.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would prefer that the robots stopped telling me how absolutely right I am.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social any interest in travelling to Guelph next Friday for Hawksley Workman?
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You know what's better than having people watch our live broadcast? The 1000 nerds that know how to jump on a VPN that will watch it... Yeah that's way better than having 50K randos watch what our advertisers are paying for. The CFL is ass backwards.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
People are the most complicated kind of people ever.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Checked one thing off my list. I'll probably have to renew for the World Cup, depending on who's carrying it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Drick or Dread!
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you want a successful interaction with IT, ask one question at a time. Ask 5 and you may not hear back until they/we've had the chance to answer all 5 of them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Designers: I will build you the tiniest slimmest phone.
Everyone else: I will install the giantest case ever. Thank you!
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bring back the dunce cap!
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm out of the loop, I just learned that Katy Perry has been taking those Fuck Trudeau signs literally.
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone with plans this weekend. #gojaysgo
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Nude conspiracies!
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If anyone needs me I'll be shaving the yak for the rest of the day.
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Shining is a masterclass in cinematography. Amazing audio, music, camera angles, colours, it's fantastic. A must-watch every October.
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If people wonder why IT persons are frustrated with the rest of the world; a lovely example... I went out of my way to connect with @moneris.com to help them resolve an issue they have with their HTTPS certificates.
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just thought this was a cool art piece but then I thought about how "a friend of Dorothy" was code, so now I'm thinking this is a pride piece. Am I right?
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nobody calls me chicken, Needles. Nobody.
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How do we redirect one of these school shooters to go to one of these call centers?
September 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM