there just isn't a single reason to be proud of being an American. not one.

never mind there are multiple "bubba" mentions and they're very obviously former president Bill Clinton, e.g. "Bubba butter" as a euphemism for "presidential semen"

I might have to become a Donald Trump/Bill Clinton blowie truther

the idea of Donald J. Trump being our first queer president is a little funny though

if the Epstein estate publishes more emails or provides more details about "Bubba" then i'm willing to change my mind, but until then? i'm not hopping on the "trump is bi" bandwagon.