Portobello
@ishportobello.bsky.social
They/them
Career chef
I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal
Career chef
I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal
I would ndber makr a tyop
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I would ndber makr a tyop
Turkey* I'm high af rn
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Turkey* I'm high af rn
Sorry, turkey* I'm high af and forgot people do turkey on thanksgiving in the worst way you can cook turkey.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry, turkey* I'm high af and forgot people do turkey on thanksgiving in the worst way you can cook turkey.
Not even that, or that chicken would have more moisture.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not even that, or that chicken would have more moisture.
And texture. There's more to adding ingredients than just taste. Salt while cooking is how you lock in moisture. Hell, some dry-af shredded chicken like on this spread can be saved simply by throwing it in a pan on med-low heat with salt and water. Shit, even using a microwave.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And texture. There's more to adding ingredients than just taste. Salt while cooking is how you lock in moisture. Hell, some dry-af shredded chicken like on this spread can be saved simply by throwing it in a pan on med-low heat with salt and water. Shit, even using a microwave.
You haven't cooked much in your life, have you? If you have, I already know it is not good.
Speaking as a professional chef of a decade: go ahead. Make some mashed potatoes with nothing added, just hot potatoes that you beat with a masher. I implore you.
Speaking as a professional chef of a decade: go ahead. Make some mashed potatoes with nothing added, just hot potatoes that you beat with a masher. I implore you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You haven't cooked much in your life, have you? If you have, I already know it is not good.
Speaking as a professional chef of a decade: go ahead. Make some mashed potatoes with nothing added, just hot potatoes that you beat with a masher. I implore you.
Speaking as a professional chef of a decade: go ahead. Make some mashed potatoes with nothing added, just hot potatoes that you beat with a masher. I implore you.
He means "AI" proves time and time again that "pretty pictures" doesn't mean good or intelligent, and whatever "AI" has is definitely not intelligence. It proves that it's not something within tech bros' grasp, at least as of now.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He means "AI" proves time and time again that "pretty pictures" doesn't mean good or intelligent, and whatever "AI" has is definitely not intelligence. It proves that it's not something within tech bros' grasp, at least as of now.
It whips ass, but my biggest recommendation is Kamen Rider Black Sun, which is a 10 episode miniseries remake of Black. It is leftist propaganda, and I love it so very much.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It whips ass, but my biggest recommendation is Kamen Rider Black Sun, which is a 10 episode miniseries remake of Black. It is leftist propaganda, and I love it so very much.
Oh, this is made for them to be laced and handed out at raves, no doubt
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh, this is made for them to be laced and handed out at raves, no doubt
Personally, it would be the photography system of BGE that would probably be the most tempting feature to add
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Personally, it would be the photography system of BGE that would probably be the most tempting feature to add
I just hope you don't play it and end up with that itch of "oh, I GOTTA add this now" because it's just that kind of game
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I just hope you don't play it and end up with that itch of "oh, I GOTTA add this now" because it's just that kind of game
Absolutely, it's a really good re-release overall. And considering the type of game you're making, it's riiiight up your alley.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Absolutely, it's a really good re-release overall. And considering the type of game you're making, it's riiiight up your alley.
Did you ever play it?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Did you ever play it?
There's all sorts of anazing alternative music that's been coming out too, instead of just listening to the most popular stuff, or hanging on to shit from 2005-2015
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There's all sorts of anazing alternative music that's been coming out too, instead of just listening to the most popular stuff, or hanging on to shit from 2005-2015
Also reminds me of Beyond Good & Evil
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Also reminds me of Beyond Good & Evil
POCHACCO IS MINE TOO, LOOK AT HIM GOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
POCHACCO IS MINE TOO, LOOK AT HIM GOOOO
It's the craving em late at night, especially, that's so american
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's the craving em late at night, especially, that's so american
I know, that's why I said it, Aussie
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know, that's why I said it, Aussie
There'll never be another cat like him. He went on lil adventures with me, and loved to be held like a baby but only by me. He was my lil helper while cooking or playing games, always came when called for. Would walk ahead of me to flop on the ground so I'd pet him and scoop him up. Just the best
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There'll never be another cat like him. He went on lil adventures with me, and loved to be held like a baby but only by me. He was my lil helper while cooking or playing games, always came when called for. Would walk ahead of me to flop on the ground so I'd pet him and scoop him up. Just the best
He passed away the day after his birthday/anniversary of me getting him on Monday. I gave him lots of love and treats, but I was gonna make him a steak yesterday to celebrate more. I wanted to celebrate many more birthdays with him. I'll always miss him so much. He was my baby boy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He passed away the day after his birthday/anniversary of me getting him on Monday. I gave him lots of love and treats, but I was gonna make him a steak yesterday to celebrate more. I wanted to celebrate many more birthdays with him. I'll always miss him so much. He was my baby boy.
He helped our other cat, Pepper, become so social and friendly when she used to never come out for strangers or get along with other cats. They were siblings through and through, and you could catch them snuggled up when no one was looking, play fighting otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He helped our other cat, Pepper, become so social and friendly when she used to never come out for strangers or get along with other cats. They were siblings through and through, and you could catch them snuggled up when no one was looking, play fighting otherwise.
He was the sweetest guy of all time, a boss cat when he was a stray. He was smart enough to pass the mirror test and the wall test, and sometimes he was a lil mischievous, as all cats are.
His autofeeder would go off an hour after my alarm, so my alarm was signal for 1 hour of attention every day
His autofeeder would go off an hour after my alarm, so my alarm was signal for 1 hour of attention every day
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
He was the sweetest guy of all time, a boss cat when he was a stray. He was smart enough to pass the mirror test and the wall test, and sometimes he was a lil mischievous, as all cats are.
His autofeeder would go off an hour after my alarm, so my alarm was signal for 1 hour of attention every day
His autofeeder would go off an hour after my alarm, so my alarm was signal for 1 hour of attention every day
I get such a sweet tooth while high. Had a bad night last night and went sicko on a box of donuts.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I get such a sweet tooth while high. Had a bad night last night and went sicko on a box of donuts.