Isla
isla.pet
Isla
@isla.pet
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ • 21
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Accidentally nuked my account award 💔 do NOT try to change your PDS's hostname in-place 😭
I have a certain set of photos of myself I look back on whenever I think I look like a man rn

I still have a lot of things I'm dysphoric ab but goddamn I look a LOT better now than I did 6 months ago, genuinely a different person
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I am only one out of 3 people I know who have ever used Signal stories
Heavily underutilized medium imo
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Saw people saying darkmode is malebrained and it's gotten in my head enough that I've switched my phone to light mode for the first time perhaps ever

This feels wrong lol
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I LOVE SNIPING INVITE CODES!!!
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
2028 Presidential race will be Lander/Stancil vs Vance/Fuentes
This came to me in a nightmare
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Vibe-coded vibrator firmware
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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#🏳️‍⚧️girl⚧️girl testing lol
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
My eyes look more dead than usual? Idk, feel like I looked better a week ago? Perhaps just all in my head
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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THE BANKS DONT EVEN HAVE PENNIES ANYMORE PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW #releasetheswarm
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
#$AAPL who wanna frot
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
#🏳️‍⚧️girl⚧️girl testing lol
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Doing an unwise experiment
(Posting a multi-use invite code to my PDS (frotting.party) and seeing if porn bots use it to sign up n spam the network)
If you're not a porn bot you're welcome to use it tho:

cdb44fad
Pegasus
frotting.party
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Osama Bin Laden truly did win the argument didn't he. The institutions we constructed in the wake of 9/11 are being used to conduct the same terror we inflict(ed) on the Middle East upon our own civilians. The Global War on Terror was a massive win for terror
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The average wine mom in Minneapolis rn is braver than any US soldier since WW2 and it's not close
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Cant tell if this is a bug with the client I'm using (witchsky) or with the PDS I'm using (pegasus) (I'm leaning towards the latter) but whenever I update anything on my profile (bio, name, etc) it like, nukes the blob for the avatar
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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linkedin makes me fear for my life

the textual abominations that are posted to that website by its users each day make lovecraftian horrors seem like hello kitty and her sanrio pals

linkedin is the social media embodiment of the uncanny valley, and we must destroy it at any cost
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Anyways, back to my regularly scheduled programming (tits)
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Accidentally nuked my account award 💔 do NOT try to change your PDS's hostname in-place 😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Testing
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM