When I saw this I immediately thought, nah, The Verge wouldn’t be using AI to write articles. But then I read it and it’s so weirdly, blandly descriptive, it has to be AI. If a human being is responsible for this paragraph, they don’t deserve to have a job in writing.

Had a brat(islava) birthday, was fab 🟩

When this 110g Mini Eggs bar came out in 2020, it cost £1 in Tesco. Not on an offer, just £1, standard price. In 2025, it’s £1.75 on Clubcard price. The price has gone up 75% in five years (or 100% if you believe the standard price of £2).

@maitlis.bsky.social @jonsopel1.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com Wait, wait, I thought the fashion show at the Royal Albert Hall was LAST night??

Introducing George to Bluesky #catpics

Despite the lack of sunshine for most of November, #autumn actually hasn’t been too bad so far! #nature #UK

Thought this was The Onion for a second…

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Ben
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Lancashire, UK
Interests: Travel; board games; tech. Formerly running, now cake.
Vocation: Civil Servant