Alex James
@ismisealexjames.bsky.social
I film stuff you may (or may not...) have enjoyed watching of an evening.
Optimistic pessimist. Pessimistic optimist. Depending on my mood.
Light sleeper.
Optimistic pessimist. Pessimistic optimist. Depending on my mood.
Light sleeper.
Fuckin pull up bars??? Wtaf?!
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fuckin pull up bars??? Wtaf?!
At this point she should interject and exclaim, QUIET PIGGY!
What has she got to lose? Really??
What has she got to lose? Really??
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
At this point she should interject and exclaim, QUIET PIGGY!
What has she got to lose? Really??
What has she got to lose? Really??
This reminds me on the time Stewie demanded Brian eat the contents of his soiled diaper....
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This reminds me on the time Stewie demanded Brian eat the contents of his soiled diaper....
'On the 5th day of Christmas, my Trump love gave to me
ending war 9
working on 10
8 that never happened
7 sleepy meetings
6 jan bomb plots
5 goooold things!
4 years in office
3 brain cells
2 murdered sailors (+)
Aaaaaand a partridge in a pear tree (that was killed during Whitehouse demolition)'
ending war 9
working on 10
8 that never happened
7 sleepy meetings
6 jan bomb plots
5 goooold things!
4 years in office
3 brain cells
2 murdered sailors (+)
Aaaaaand a partridge in a pear tree (that was killed during Whitehouse demolition)'
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
'On the 5th day of Christmas, my Trump love gave to me
ending war 9
working on 10
8 that never happened
7 sleepy meetings
6 jan bomb plots
5 goooold things!
4 years in office
3 brain cells
2 murdered sailors (+)
Aaaaaand a partridge in a pear tree (that was killed during Whitehouse demolition)'
ending war 9
working on 10
8 that never happened
7 sleepy meetings
6 jan bomb plots
5 goooold things!
4 years in office
3 brain cells
2 murdered sailors (+)
Aaaaaand a partridge in a pear tree (that was killed during Whitehouse demolition)'
Looking forward to seeing this cretin try to pass that camel through the eye of a needle at the pearly gates.
Fingertips punctured + bloodied from infinite attempts. His face blending into a morass of 1000s of others,weeping at the lack of a 'rich folks' VIP lane.
Yes, I've thought this one through.
Fingertips punctured + bloodied from infinite attempts. His face blending into a morass of 1000s of others,weeping at the lack of a 'rich folks' VIP lane.
Yes, I've thought this one through.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Looking forward to seeing this cretin try to pass that camel through the eye of a needle at the pearly gates.
Fingertips punctured + bloodied from infinite attempts. His face blending into a morass of 1000s of others,weeping at the lack of a 'rich folks' VIP lane.
Yes, I've thought this one through.
Fingertips punctured + bloodied from infinite attempts. His face blending into a morass of 1000s of others,weeping at the lack of a 'rich folks' VIP lane.
Yes, I've thought this one through.
I have no idea, but from this letter in the Times he inadvertently inspired one medical professional in such a way as to go on and save 1000s of lives through their research. Two things can be true at once.
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have no idea, but from this letter in the Times he inadvertently inspired one medical professional in such a way as to go on and save 1000s of lives through their research. Two things can be true at once.
He knows this is all on record now, right?
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He knows this is all on record now, right?
I absolutely love this.
And to flirt a little with hyperbole, this is exactly why fascists always shutdown great art. As this is where it can blossom...
I do hope Mr Stoppard knew of this medical marvel before his passing.❤️
And to flirt a little with hyperbole, this is exactly why fascists always shutdown great art. As this is where it can blossom...
I do hope Mr Stoppard knew of this medical marvel before his passing.❤️
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I absolutely love this.
And to flirt a little with hyperbole, this is exactly why fascists always shutdown great art. As this is where it can blossom...
I do hope Mr Stoppard knew of this medical marvel before his passing.❤️
And to flirt a little with hyperbole, this is exactly why fascists always shutdown great art. As this is where it can blossom...
I do hope Mr Stoppard knew of this medical marvel before his passing.❤️
It was 100% his brain.
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It was 100% his brain.
Still polling well with working class American pedophiles according to The Onion...
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Still polling well with working class American pedophiles according to The Onion...
Seriously, this guy is gonna be pooping in his hands and clapping live on camera any day now!?
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Seriously, this guy is gonna be pooping in his hands and clapping live on camera any day now!?
Here's a novel approach for the WH.
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here's a novel approach for the WH.
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
Al Capone. Taken down by tax of all things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Al Capone. Taken down by tax of all things.
Here's a novel approach for the WH.
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Here's a novel approach for the WH.
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
Release the Epstein files, prove we are all conspiracy addled critics with Trump Derangement Syndrome afterall.
Go on, I dare ya...
It's all beginning to make sense why Bannon allegedly was overhead saying to Epstein "...you're the only person we ever feared".
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's all beginning to make sense why Bannon allegedly was overhead saying to Epstein "...you're the only person we ever feared".
The Manchurian Candidate.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Manchurian Candidate.
'Is this "economy" in the room with us now?'
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
'Is this "economy" in the room with us now?'
"Release the Epstein files' stadium?
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Release the Epstein files' stadium?
He'll need a medieval rack to lie straight in bed tonight when he hears the hero's name from the train attack.
Also, looking forward to the deserved praise heaped upon Samir Zitouni in the Mail, Telegraph etc tomorrow. And from Farage; a British patriot saving British people from a British attacker!
Also, looking forward to the deserved praise heaped upon Samir Zitouni in the Mail, Telegraph etc tomorrow. And from Farage; a British patriot saving British people from a British attacker!
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He'll need a medieval rack to lie straight in bed tonight when he hears the hero's name from the train attack.
Also, looking forward to the deserved praise heaped upon Samir Zitouni in the Mail, Telegraph etc tomorrow. And from Farage; a British patriot saving British people from a British attacker!
Also, looking forward to the deserved praise heaped upon Samir Zitouni in the Mail, Telegraph etc tomorrow. And from Farage; a British patriot saving British people from a British attacker!
"...in around 2 weeks"
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"...in around 2 weeks"
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
Well, aren't they...?
Aren't they????
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Well, aren't they...?
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Well, aren't they...?
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Well, aren't they...?
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
All those folks who went postal when they started pulling down statues of Confederate generals are in for a HUGE shock when they see what's happening to the actual Whitehouse!! They're gonna go nuts!!!!!
Well, aren't they...?
Well, aren't they...?