someone got surprised mid-nap by a grandpa visit
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
someone got surprised mid-nap by a grandpa visit
update: well FUCK ME 🤦🏻♀️
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
update: well FUCK ME 🤦🏻♀️
the secret ingredient is the stuffing
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the secret ingredient is the stuffing
oh i'm gonna be so mad at myself if that's what my problem was all along
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
oh i'm gonna be so mad at myself if that's what my problem was all along
how do you do, fellow youths. isn't it great being approximately 15-17 years old
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how do you do, fellow youths. isn't it great being approximately 15-17 years old
![OH, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE [CHECKS NOTES]
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i don't think that's how friendship is supposed to work
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i don't think that's how friendship is supposed to work
[FRANTICALLY HELPING]
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
[FRANTICALLY HELPING]
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[slaps top of microwave] this bad boy can fit so many 2am sad person frozen pasta meals
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
was pleasantly surprised this morning when the delivery estimate for my new microwave got narrowed down from 1:00-5:00 to a straightforward "they'll be there at 1:15"
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
of course every time i've refreshed since then it's gone up by 5-7 minutes soooo yeah they'll be here at 5:30
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the way it animates when you close it is a crime
it's important to have a system
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it's important to have a system
just hit the unsubscribe button? yeah that sounds simple, but it ignores the fact that Everything Is Broken And Shit Now
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
just hit the unsubscribe button? yeah that sounds simple, but it ignores the fact that Everything Is Broken And Shit Now
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
on top of all that, there exists another cereal-based candy bar that is a huge direct upgrade in every respect:
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
on top of all that, there exists another cereal-based candy bar that is a huge direct upgrade in every respect:
oh you'll be eating good
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
oh you'll be eating good
don't mind me i'm just googling Remade fanart and going "hmmm" at it a bunch for no particular reason or anything just because
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
don't mind me i'm just googling Remade fanart and going "hmmm" at it a bunch for no particular reason or anything just because
yeah! that cover is magical realism-coded af
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
yeah! that cover is magical realism-coded af
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
meanwhile the actual vibe is this:
if i'd have known this book was as cool as it is i'd have read it *years* ago
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if i'd have known this book was as cool as it is i'd have read it *years* ago
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit
between the title and this cover i never even realized it was fantasy at all, let alone one full of freak shit