People who tell me that cats are standoffish are telling on themselves

Got Tboned

Officer: "my colleague said you were acting a little weird"

Me: "thanks im stressed out and autistic"

So if I become a zombie, do I not have to pay taxes anymore? Or am I just happy/content while doing it?

Cause the antidepressants aren't working and I'll take just about anything at this point

No one hates women like straight men do

so the dinosaurs “ruled the earth” by just milling about aimlessly and eating shit but if i do that i am “obviously depressed” and “disappointing your father”?

Every couple of weeks I boot up my gaming PC and Microsoft is AGAIN demanding I sign into my Microsoft account and tell them I don't want to buy the product I NEVER WANT TO BUY