𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕻𝖎𝖙 🪞
@istgimnotpitoo.bsky.social
RP parody account for the Dark-Winged Doppelgänger born from Kid Icarus: Uprising! Written by Echo.
Minors, interact with caution.
Lewd dudes, back off.
Minors, interact with caution.
Lewd dudes, back off.
"...YIPPEE! OH BOY!
I'M SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION!
LA-DE-DA-DE-𝐃𝐀𝐇!"
I'M SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION!
LA-DE-DA-DE-𝐃𝐀𝐇!"
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"...YIPPEE! OH BOY!
I'M SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION!
LA-DE-DA-DE-𝐃𝐀𝐇!"
I'M SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION!
LA-DE-DA-DE-𝐃𝐀𝐇!"
"...alright, I hate her already."
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"...alright, I hate her already."
Huh... least he knows how to read, unlike SOMEONE-
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Huh... least he knows how to read, unlike SOMEONE-
...screw it, he's bored. Let 'im have it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
...screw it, he's bored. Let 'im have it.
"...y'know what, game on! I've been itching to scrap with someone new for a while!" He says with a bit more... excitement? He must really like fighting.
"Name's Dark Pit. And I'M gonna win."
"Name's Dark Pit. And I'M gonna win."
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"...y'know what, game on! I've been itching to scrap with someone new for a while!" He says with a bit more... excitement? He must really like fighting.
"Name's Dark Pit. And I'M gonna win."
"Name's Dark Pit. And I'M gonna win."
"Probably. I'm looking for some action, myself."
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Probably. I'm looking for some action, myself."
"I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS-IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN, LIKE, AN HOUR OR SO SINCE THE DAY ENDED!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS-IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN, LIKE, AN HOUR OR SO SINCE THE DAY ENDED!"
"I feel eyes on the back of my neck..."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I feel eyes on the back of my neck..."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
"...more than just Viridi's.."
//MUHUHAHAHA
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
//MUHUHAHAHA
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
MORE THIEVERY (more effort/ideas coming soon trust 🙏🙏)
"OI, I ALREADY GAVE YOU MORE ICE CREAM, STOP IT WITH THE BULLETS-"
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"OI, I ALREADY GAVE YOU MORE ICE CREAM, STOP IT WITH THE BULLETS-"
"I just remembered a question I needed some more answers on..."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"I just remembered a question I needed some more answers on..."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Is there a DIFFERENCE between the words SPOOKY and CREEPY? Asking to prove... someone... wrong."
"Uh... happy Air Riders day for you Kirby dudes."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Uh... happy Air Riders day for you Kirby dudes."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"While I'll always wish Pops made a new Kid Icarus game, I'll give this one a go only to see what he's been up to."
"So... uh..."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"So... uh..."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."
The angel had questions... but there's no time! She's got invisible bullets or something!
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The angel had questions... but there's no time! She's got invisible bullets or something!
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.
"What does she want from me..!?"
"Woah!"
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"Woah!"
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.
"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"
He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?
"GAH-!"
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"GAH-!"
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.
"What the he-!?"
His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.
"Yeesh. That sounds like it hurt..."
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Yeesh. That sounds like it hurt..."
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
He says with a bit of actual concern..
"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"
//Muhuhahaha
thievery!
thievery!
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
//Muhuhahaha
thievery!
thievery!
Average Dark Pit snacks:
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Average Dark Pit snacks:
"DUH. I've kicked his butt before. In AND out of Smash."
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"DUH. I've kicked his butt before. In AND out of Smash."
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
He's not admitting the circumstances OUTSIDE Smash. Nor the NUMBER of wins.
Glares.
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Let's... not, talk about him."
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Glares.
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Let's... not, talk about him."
"Oh, how about you try searching in your nose?"
"No, I don't know."
"No, I don't know."
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Oh, how about you try searching in your nose?"
"No, I don't know."
"No, I don't know."