Horny and Nervous, Story of an Accountant
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Too insecure to be a bot but want to finally book an entertainer | 30+ | MDNI
Yes I know it might be pee
No I do not care
No I do not care
April 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yes I know it might be pee
No I do not care
No I do not care
If I buy you a new hitachi will you please squirt in my mouth
April 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If I buy you a new hitachi will you please squirt in my mouth
I was lucky enough to talk to Sara Jay at Exxxotica. Really happy to hear her advocate for consumer privacy, as the ID laws for viewing porn in certain states are becoming more popular.
April 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was lucky enough to talk to Sara Jay at Exxxotica. Really happy to hear her advocate for consumer privacy, as the ID laws for viewing porn in certain states are becoming more popular.
Like full-on, IRL session with edging/denial/JOI/facesitting and being reminded that I’m an ass licker that needs to work to make her happy. Remind me how much better it is to lick asshole than to inhale air.
April 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Like full-on, IRL session with edging/denial/JOI/facesitting and being reminded that I’m an ass licker that needs to work to make her happy. Remind me how much better it is to lick asshole than to inhale air.
Things I need in 2025:
(1) a gorgeous woman to make worship her ass
(2) the same woman lets me cum under threat of being turned in to her toilet and made drink her piss while she stares in my eyes
(1) a gorgeous woman to make worship her ass
(2) the same woman lets me cum under threat of being turned in to her toilet and made drink her piss while she stares in my eyes
April 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Things I need in 2025:
(1) a gorgeous woman to make worship her ass
(2) the same woman lets me cum under threat of being turned in to her toilet and made drink her piss while she stares in my eyes
(1) a gorgeous woman to make worship her ass
(2) the same woman lets me cum under threat of being turned in to her toilet and made drink her piss while she stares in my eyes
I saw @carissmadeluca.bsky.social at Exxxotica and she smiled at me. I was too nervous to talk to her, I hope she didnt think I was being rude.
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I saw @carissmadeluca.bsky.social at Exxxotica and she smiled at me. I was too nervous to talk to her, I hope she didnt think I was being rude.
Because Mia Malkova’s ass when she was a size 2 would make her “curvy” and saying that while calling Karla Lane “curvy” at the same time tells me nothing about either
April 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Because Mia Malkova’s ass when she was a size 2 would make her “curvy” and saying that while calling Karla Lane “curvy” at the same time tells me nothing about either
And because I am a cis-gender male that is willing to learn but hasn’t been educated I am focusing on what I understand is the most accurate description
April 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
And because I am a cis-gender male that is willing to learn but hasn’t been educated I am focusing on what I understand is the most accurate description
I don’t believe “fat” is a bad word, but I understand connotations and whatnot. I think describing a woman as “curvy” when size and proportions distinguish her from others is so meaningless.
April 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I don’t believe “fat” is a bad word, but I understand connotations and whatnot. I think describing a woman as “curvy” when size and proportions distinguish her from others is so meaningless.
more plus-sized companions please
April 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
more plus-sized companions please
PlumperPass fell off. Clint even criticized Scoreland for “remastering” old scenes. Now all too often we get BTS or old content.
April 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
PlumperPass fell off. Clint even criticized Scoreland for “remastering” old scenes. Now all too often we get BTS or old content.
Someone needs to do six degrees of separation but with politicians and porn stars.
Example: Nancy Mace to Charity Bangs
Example: Nancy Mace to Charity Bangs
March 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Someone needs to do six degrees of separation but with politicians and porn stars.
Example: Nancy Mace to Charity Bangs
Example: Nancy Mace to Charity Bangs
How can you be UTR after tweeting out a picture of your law degree?
March 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How can you be UTR after tweeting out a picture of your law degree?
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Tomie thee stallion @tomiebabydoll
and Josie thee pony are making things official: We’re offering duos 🤠🤠🤠
and Josie thee pony are making things official: We’re offering duos 🤠🤠🤠
March 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tomie thee stallion @tomiebabydoll
and Josie thee pony are making things official: We’re offering duos 🤠🤠🤠
and Josie thee pony are making things official: We’re offering duos 🤠🤠🤠
Who the hell wrote that stuff on McCoy’s Guide?
March 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Who the hell wrote that stuff on McCoy’s Guide?
When the chubby dancers make me fall in love at the strip club 🥰
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When the chubby dancers make me fall in love at the strip club 🥰
In an alternate universe Lauren Boebert shot scenes for MomPOV and that’s all most people knew her for doing
March 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
In an alternate universe Lauren Boebert shot scenes for MomPOV and that’s all most people knew her for doing
Clients always interrupt my goon session to ask me shit like if the settlement they paid is tax deductible.
March 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Clients always interrupt my goon session to ask me shit like if the settlement they paid is tax deductible.
Miss seeing new content with her. Timing never worked out when I saw her Baltimore ads. And I’m a giant pussy lol.
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Miss seeing new content with her. Timing never worked out when I saw her Baltimore ads. And I’m a giant pussy lol.
Not sure her time isn’t heavily monitored given that she was recently incarcerated
March 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not sure her time isn’t heavily monitored given that she was recently incarcerated
I assume all her local doubles involve armpit hair
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I assume all her local doubles involve armpit hair
🚨Tomie posted an ad 🚨
March 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
🚨Tomie posted an ad 🚨
Growing up in a nice and safe suburb with two supportive parents that bought me a car and helped me with college really sheltered me. I credit my upbringing with my neuroticism.
“What if someone finds out?!?”
I always pause and wonder. That’s why I don’t book. Risk-taking is new in my life.
“What if someone finds out?!?”
I always pause and wonder. That’s why I don’t book. Risk-taking is new in my life.
March 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Growing up in a nice and safe suburb with two supportive parents that bought me a car and helped me with college really sheltered me. I credit my upbringing with my neuroticism.
“What if someone finds out?!?”
I always pause and wonder. That’s why I don’t book. Risk-taking is new in my life.
“What if someone finds out?!?”
I always pause and wonder. That’s why I don’t book. Risk-taking is new in my life.
I also hate that Thick Lizzy doesn’t have the same availability as her.
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I also hate that Thick Lizzy doesn’t have the same availability as her.
I love that @veronicajasmine.bsky.social tours regularly, I just hate that I can’t see her right now.
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I love that @veronicajasmine.bsky.social tours regularly, I just hate that I can’t see her right now.