me as a boy 15 years ago: haha imagine if I was a girl I'd be named like Izzy or something

My brain: You have successfully allocated a name to your Name Specibus, this was a permanent decision.

me while coming out: wait, what the fuck? my name came pre-installed on the damn xbox?

#homestuck

Cute Firefox art in the android app

ok while i'm talking about madoka magica

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfd_...

i definitely picked up the habit of flipping my hair like homura from her

The Bear will have at least one long lasting cultural impact: couples saying "behind" and "corner" in the kitchen, saving countless petty fights and increasing communication

cooking TV dinners as a kid actually does teach you how to read, follow directions, etc.

me: i hate sweatshirts or pulloverhoodies, only want zip up hoodies. i wonder why

my kyouko/kyoko sakura from madoka magica fixation:

I might need discord nitro for gender affirming reasons, call that a qualified medical expense for my HSA

Cory in the blouse ("I'm not a man!")

the wrong fucking people are dying

PLEASE I'M NOT SPAM I'M A REAL HUMAN IN THIS FUCKED UP WAR ON ROBOTS AHHH

hello I just imported my following list from @kyouko.me but I'm marked spam :(

I literally had to set a 30min timer to wait for Bluesky's DNS verification cache to clear >_<

But I finally did it! Hello world!