Flesh Metal Creature Construct
@it-will-be-time.bsky.social
I had to be born in a vat because no one was brave enough to fuck me into existence!
25 Gender Destruction Engine.
🔞 BEWARE, TRAVELLER! I shalt post and talk of bahonga's and bazooga's and melperts! Maybe! Perchance! 🔞
25 Gender Destruction Engine.
🔞 BEWARE, TRAVELLER! I shalt post and talk of bahonga's and bazooga's and melperts! Maybe! Perchance! 🔞
Looking behind and seeing an MFer doin' this.
(Good art by the way. I cannae resist the Funni)
(Good art by the way. I cannae resist the Funni)
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Looking behind and seeing an MFer doin' this.
(Good art by the way. I cannae resist the Funni)
(Good art by the way. I cannae resist the Funni)
"Sorry bud missed your chance!"
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Sorry bud missed your chance!"
Security gnome mid deployment.
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Security gnome mid deployment.
Mods can we soul slay that chat member? Wizards I'm going to need to curse the person who said that to my friend to eternal damnation. (Dominions 6 has only changed me for the better. The cursed artifact only makes me STRONGER)
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Mods can we soul slay that chat member? Wizards I'm going to need to curse the person who said that to my friend to eternal damnation. (Dominions 6 has only changed me for the better. The cursed artifact only makes me STRONGER)
As the old Kurt Vonnegut quote goes...
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
As the old Kurt Vonnegut quote goes...
Decided to make this in like I dunno. A few minutes.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Decided to make this in like I dunno. A few minutes.
I dunno whether to respond with mirth of violence, so I will instead go for ambiguity. What spells? Wouldn't You Like To Know. Also the post is up my timeline and I can't be bothered to scroll up. Lost, like tears in rain.
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I dunno whether to respond with mirth of violence, so I will instead go for ambiguity. What spells? Wouldn't You Like To Know. Also the post is up my timeline and I can't be bothered to scroll up. Lost, like tears in rain.
What kinda fuckers re-tweeting art posted a year ago- Well, yes, it's a fine and good thing to do, but HOW am I SUPPOSED to make the JOKE I just thought up RIGHT NOW for this EXACT post when it's a year old? I can't just REPLY to IT with my JOKE now can I?!
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What kinda fuckers re-tweeting art posted a year ago- Well, yes, it's a fine and good thing to do, but HOW am I SUPPOSED to make the JOKE I just thought up RIGHT NOW for this EXACT post when it's a year old? I can't just REPLY to IT with my JOKE now can I?!
Tra-trans wo-wo-women on-online??? Golly...Wom,en...Online...
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Tra-trans wo-wo-women on-online??? Golly...Wom,en...Online...
Reminds me of this one.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reminds me of this one.
Me when I get gifted a full sized ship but no crew to make 'er seaworthy and have to set it up me self.
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me when I get gifted a full sized ship but no crew to make 'er seaworthy and have to set it up me self.
Meme image aside. Damn. Glad I got into dota over league, where the heroes are free and I can get a decent skin for like. Literally a handful of pennies from the steam market. And that has some egregious prices (battle pass arcana's) but like. It isn't THIS egregious.
August 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Meme image aside. Damn. Glad I got into dota over league, where the heroes are free and I can get a decent skin for like. Literally a handful of pennies from the steam market. And that has some egregious prices (battle pass arcana's) but like. It isn't THIS egregious.
One must imagine the Crucible of Agony happy...
Also You. Stay tuned for more gut busters, if your constituition can withstand it and my jests doth not slay thee. The king fears the jingles of my jester outfit, for his next laugh might be his last, joyility consuming him in a fiery inferno.
Also You. Stay tuned for more gut busters, if your constituition can withstand it and my jests doth not slay thee. The king fears the jingles of my jester outfit, for his next laugh might be his last, joyility consuming him in a fiery inferno.
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
One must imagine the Crucible of Agony happy...
Also You. Stay tuned for more gut busters, if your constituition can withstand it and my jests doth not slay thee. The king fears the jingles of my jester outfit, for his next laugh might be his last, joyility consuming him in a fiery inferno.
Also You. Stay tuned for more gut busters, if your constituition can withstand it and my jests doth not slay thee. The king fears the jingles of my jester outfit, for his next laugh might be his last, joyility consuming him in a fiery inferno.