Delilah
itanic.bsky.social
Delilah
@itanic.bsky.social
So I have to beat Watch for Rolling Rocks with only half an A-press, huh. I sure need a Rolling Rock or ten to get me through this bullshit! Fuck's half an A-press? The button's either pressed or not! Get this. It means you have to hold the button down for the WHOLE level. I am dead fuckin’ serious.
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gamers think it's super important to keep buying optical discs (which they call "physical media" like there is some other kind) to avoid DRM. And when publishers just put DRM on the discs, that's "fake physical media". Flawless plan
July 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Iraq, Iran, and North Korea are like the Axis, but evil” -Dubya
July 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Perfect place for this slogan. Yeah you can trust us to “protect your memories” just like we protected all the old images we systematically deleted and replaced with this ad in the old forum thread you’re trying to look at
June 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Conductor just announced that the time we’ll be going depends on what time the train is ready to depart
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Scandalize My Name!
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They're making a sequel to 'Yesterday' about the other version of Jack, who went from the world without Beatles to the world that did have Beatles. Critics are saying, "why? What would be the point, am I missing something" etc
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
January 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Commas should have less rules imo. When I'm writing informally I already put them wherever I think they make things clearer, but sometimes that's against the rules, which looks unprofessional, but if I don't do it then it's harder to write clearly. Who do I talk to to get this changed, the Queen?
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
BREAKING: Researchers have confirmed that reading my posts is a substitute for a personality. “Finally”
December 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Delilah
Yeah I've got Havana syndrome — simply havana wonderful Christmas time
December 12, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“The good Dale is in the lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your…BLOG” - If they made twin peaks today.
December 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Sprinters at the Olympics: what's all the rush? Why work so hard to qualify if you're not going to savour it?
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 AM
It is my birthday, but nobody will vote for me because I am not perfect 😢 CAN I GET 1️⃣ VOTE 🗳️?🙏❤️
October 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I instablock anyone who is ever nice or says something interesting or funny. Bitterness and hostility ONLY please
October 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
If you’ve been in line to vote for years, stay in line. They have to let you vote, and you might retroactively change an election outcome.
October 7, 2024 at 11:42 AM
How To Remove Viruses From Your Computer
September 20, 2024 at 10:07 AM
THE LEFT HAS GONE TOO FAR: A woke school is now letting a biological dog play basketball just because there’s no rule that says he can’t.
August 26, 2024 at 9:26 AM