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ICEcube Martyr 🧊🏳️‍⚧️
@itchycheeks.bsky.social
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"Seriously serious shining SANDEVISTATION!"

I identify as anime.

Radically transparent trans veteran that's pissed off.

Current gaming fixations: The Drifter, Final Fantasy VII remake/intergrade.
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Omg. They just keep making toys for Rocco Street Chef to throw on the stove, make little scion babies with, while putting roofies in the food, and slamming human growth hormone in his MFin butt cheek! Kill the board with multiple Sarah trigger copies, and a ton of food. 😁
Kirol, Attentive First-Year. For one colorless, and two boros hybrid pips. Legendary Creature-Vampire Cleric. Lorwyn Eclipsed set. Tap two untapped creatures you control: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only once each turn. Flavor text states: Kirol hated being a pawn in Morcant's game. If dawnglove was as potent as she suggested, it should be preserved, not used to tip the balance of power. Rocco, Street Chef. 3 cmc, for one red, green, and white. Legendary Creature-Elf Druid. March of the Machine: Aftermath. At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way. Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token. Sentinel Sarah Lyons. Legendary Creature-Human Knight. Haste. As long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, creatures you control get +2/+2. Battalion — Whenever Sentinel Sarah Lyons and at least two other creatures attack, Sentinel Sarah Lyons deals damage equal to the number of artifacts you control to target player.
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Hexxus in their ooze form looks an awful lot like...

I just found it extremely amusing.
This is what the human clitoris looks like. Hexxus from FernGully in their ooze form. This is what the human clitoris looks like.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Happy non-den(o)minational holidays!! (C)ome with us for family!!!!!!

Featuring the cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy 1999 featuring #BrendanFraser and #RachelWeisz 💖
A meme I made. A cross over of Jurassic Park, Mummy 1999, and Fast and Furious. Top panel depicting Rick, and Jonathan from the cinematic masterpiece The Mummy 1999, with Rick in jail. Bottom panel depicting a scene from I think the 2nd Jurassic movie, with Galamimus running next to a truck. Captioned: Top panel, Jonathan, did you breed dinosaurs...? Bottom panel, two Galamimus with the head of Jeff Goldblum saying, Come with us for family! And two Galamimus in the background with the head of Vin Diesel saying simultaneously, Family?!
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ouchie!!! My foibles!!
Marcus the Worm laying 'dead' in the middle of a supermarket shopping aisle. Captioned: Written in GTA font, 'wasted'.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This anime shaped my political understanding as a 12 year old. It taught me that one nation's hero is a terrorist to another. This show helped me understand 9/11 when it happened.

This, Cowboy Bebop, DBZ, Sailor Moon, Samurai Jack...I wouldn't be who I am today without Toonami.
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. The Shooting Star She Saw. Episode 1.
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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ICE would execute Jesus. Sound familiar?
"ICE WAS HERE." The sign stating this has been placed in baby Jesus's manger, displayed in the middle of a Nativity scene.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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"I will maybe feel relief, but not accomplishment."

Alt-text provided.
"Aren't you so proud you did that thing?? It's so amazing that you did that thing!" Is...is this not what I was supposed to do? Why am I being praised for meeting expectations? You would have been angry, or disappointed if I did not do the thing. So I did the thing. This does not outweigh the amounts of times I did not do the thing. Now I am dreading having to do another, different thing. I will maybe feel relief, but not accomplishment.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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While we are at it, we might as well address AI in anime now too. Animation in general is under attack.

Btw, Dana Terrace, and two others have been creating the Knights of Guinevere. It's been very enjoyable so far ❤️
Twitter post from Dana Terrace on 11/13/25, creator of Owl House on Disney+. Captioned: Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don't care. Fuck gen AI.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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A genuine picture of Mary Anne Trump, and Donold in what appears to be a newspaper clipping. There is limited evidence whether or not Trump's mother ever said the quoted text. But if she did, she called it way back then, and maybe was killed for it.
A genuine picture of Mary Anne Trump, and Donold in what appears to be a newspaper clipping. There is limited evidence whether or not Trump's mother ever said the quoted text, "Yes, he's an idiot with zero common sense, and no social skills, but he IS (all-caps) my son. I just hope he never gets into politics. He'd be a disaster."
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Trans flag. Captioned: I didn't want to be a girl. I've always been a girl.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Like walking behind someone at the store, and they only have a 5000 pace mile.

I will literally start to hyperventilate.

#illtakethelongway
ADHDers asking, "Is it torture" to the butterfly labeled, "people who talk slow or do anything show."
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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If true, then that kinda changes the lighting on all those doctor visits.

Roy died of AIDS.
A picture of Trump and Roy Cohn seen speaking at an event. Captioned: "Rumor has it that Russia knew he was Roy Cohn's lover, and that is their hold on him."
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Hope this day finds you well ♥️☮️

Wishes of well-being, love, light, and healing to all who need it most.

🐢
How I say good morning. A cat, bunny, peace sign, lots of turtles, and a single beet. While flailing on the floor.,
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Back Final Fantasy XIII-2, and get that damn Historia Crux music stuck in my head.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 on steam deck.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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A headless Joseph of Arimathea (left) found buried in the front yard, a pulse oximeter, and Sailor Jack (right).

It's the Adventures of Headless Jo, and Sailor Jack! A series I was recording, but I had a mental break, and couldn't do it anymore. 😅

I might pick it back up...
A headless Joseph of Arimathea (left) found buried in the front yard, a pulse oximeter, and Sailor Jack (right). It's the Adventures of Headless Jo, and Sailor Jack series I was recording, but I had a mental break, and couldn't do it anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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😁
Donica Lewinsky thinking, "I'm prairie dogging right now."
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A picture of Marcus the Worm saying, "Excuse me" in a, what the fuck did you just say kinda way, with 3 question marks.

I liked the alt-text I came up with so much, I put it out here 😆
A picture of Marcus the Worm saying, "Excuse me" in a, what the fuck did you just say kinda way, with 3 question marks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just got a package in the mail. I love the translation 🤣
A package I got today. The label reads: Qualirey 1 pack diatomaceous ear. Prayer for indoor and outdoor use.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Global seismicity, and schumann resonance reading for the last day.

If you are feeling run down, or are having bad headaches out of nowhere, look to the sun, and earth's geomagnetic field.
Global Seismic Activity level from August to November 9th. Current seismic activity level: High. Schumann resonances for the past 15hrs. Quite elevated readings from the sun in the past 8 hours.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Well said!!

The author can be found here. thehobbledehoy.com/tag/oliver-k...
Oliver Kornetzke August 18 at 4:19 PM. "Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul—all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader."
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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My protest sign.
My protest sign saying: Ran out of couches. Didn't have med insurance, with a drawing of a stuffed animal bear laying in a puddle of blood.
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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IF THERE IS SOMEONE WEARING A NAZI ARMBAND IN PUBLIC, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THE PIECE OF TRASH DON'T NOT IMMEDIATELY MAKE THEM LEAVE...

YOU TOO ARE WEARING THAT ARMBAND!!!!
Man in Nazi uniform attacks UGA student, leaving her with extensive facial injuries.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Picture of a couch to JD's liking. Captioned: "I'd f**k me."
October 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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You see! This is what happens when SNAP benefits are fucked with!
Captioned: California squirrels are turning carnivorous and now actively prey on smaller animals for food. It is a picture (likely AI) of an X-ray scan of a squirrel, and a mouse with the squirrel eating the face of the chipmunk.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Crimes of the Future (2022). If you are in the headspace to be able to watch this with an open mind, and reserved judgement, please do. There is a lot of meaning here.
Screenshot from Crimes of the Future, movie. A man, with a mutation that has him growing human ears on potions of his body, and his eyes and mouth are sown shut. It's a provocative display meant to bring about the juxtaposition of keeping ones eyes closed, and being unable to speak, yet at the same time being able to hear everything. Only listen, never speak, or see for yourself. Imprisonment.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM