Okay she saw me chuckling and showed me that she has a pic of her friend and her friend's dad as her phone bf he's definitely a top tier Weird Dad. Long white hair and a black turtleneck. "He's my king and my acupuncturist."

It was something like "copper sunset" but nah that's brown.

Half of why I cook at a dive bar is to clock out and be a goth menace on the jukebox.