Ithurtstoshit
@ithurtstoshift.bsky.social
Wake up in the morning. Breath smelling like ball sweat
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Wake up in the morning. Breath smelling like ball sweat
Alexa play the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Alexa play the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Unleashing smells in the work bathroom that could take out an early British colony
November 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Unleashing smells in the work bathroom that could take out an early British colony
Might buy a cuckchair who knows
November 28, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Might buy a cuckchair who knows
@yungtubbysimp.bsky.social what if we held hands here
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
@yungtubbysimp.bsky.social what if we held hands here
The things I would do to get the chance at smacking Mike Tyson ass are not mentioning
November 22, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The things I would do to get the chance at smacking Mike Tyson ass are not mentioning
Holy fuck I finally found my password
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Holy fuck I finally found my password
This weather got me johning
June 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
This weather got me johning
Dr pepper in the shower just to feel something
June 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Dr pepper in the shower just to feel something
The world is an ass but I am a bidet
June 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The world is an ass but I am a bidet
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outside got me feeling like a dust mite in a hairdryer
June 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
outside got me feeling like a dust mite in a hairdryer
Eating pizza pockets until my leg goes numb
June 14, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Eating pizza pockets until my leg goes numb
Fucked up listening to the guitar hero soundtrack
June 13, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Fucked up listening to the guitar hero soundtrack
When I'm near warm bread I start getting a little crazy
June 11, 2024 at 2:50 AM
When I'm near warm bread I start getting a little crazy
They should start bottling McDonald's sprite
June 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
They should start bottling McDonald's sprite
Dreaming of driving a gm 3800 v6
June 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Dreaming of driving a gm 3800 v6
Cashier's gotta be getting off on announcing insufficient funds cause there's no need to be that loud
June 7, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Cashier's gotta be getting off on announcing insufficient funds cause there's no need to be that loud
Some days I just feel like laying a nice bead of caulk
June 5, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Some days I just feel like laying a nice bead of caulk
Still trying to tip the ice berg
June 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Still trying to tip the ice berg
Mfs in elementary school thought they were so smart and better than you to say using a hand fan doesn't make you cooler
June 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Mfs in elementary school thought they were so smart and better than you to say using a hand fan doesn't make you cooler
Hitachi vibrator: charging
May 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Hitachi vibrator: charging
She was Slytherin on my wand and gave me hog warts
May 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
She was Slytherin on my wand and gave me hog warts
Fighting the male urge to mow as many lawns as possible
May 27, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Fighting the male urge to mow as many lawns as possible
If you look like this. DM me NOW
May 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
If you look like this. DM me NOW