Lime Twig
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Exactly like everyone else, only more so.
Exactly like everyone else, only more so.
He may be dull, but he's the one who puts in the long hours at the office to pay for everyone else's fancy threads around here!
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
He may be dull, but he's the one who puts in the long hours at the office to pay for everyone else's fancy threads around here!
Its scientific name is Anaxyrus kelloggi, after zoologist Remington Kellogg, but if they called it Kellogg's toad, people would think product placement was afoot.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Its scientific name is Anaxyrus kelloggi, after zoologist Remington Kellogg, but if they called it Kellogg's toad, people would think product placement was afoot.
Chad may be stronger, faster, and smarter than Mike, but that doesn't amount to a hill of beans when Mike snipes Chad from the shadows.
And those who give enough people a reason to snipe them from the shadows - say, by going around and acting like might makes right - rarely live long.
And those who give enough people a reason to snipe them from the shadows - say, by going around and acting like might makes right - rarely live long.
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Chad may be stronger, faster, and smarter than Mike, but that doesn't amount to a hill of beans when Mike snipes Chad from the shadows.
And those who give enough people a reason to snipe them from the shadows - say, by going around and acting like might makes right - rarely live long.
And those who give enough people a reason to snipe them from the shadows - say, by going around and acting like might makes right - rarely live long.
There is at least one documented case of an Antioquia Beaked Toad hiding in the bushes beneath a balcony and feeding romantic lines to an ineloquent American Spadefoot Toad as the latter attempted to woo a comely tree frog.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
There is at least one documented case of an Antioquia Beaked Toad hiding in the bushes beneath a balcony and feeding romantic lines to an ineloquent American Spadefoot Toad as the latter attempted to woo a comely tree frog.
Think of how many mischievous Carib youths in the environs of Mount Wokomung have put one down a girl's blouse, not realizing it was an undiscovered species!
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Think of how many mischievous Carib youths in the environs of Mount Wokomung have put one down a girl's blouse, not realizing it was an undiscovered species!
Looks like a dude from Iowa at his first L.A. party
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Looks like a dude from Iowa at his first L.A. party
Just finished reading Europe's Inner Demons by Norman Cohn, eh?
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just finished reading Europe's Inner Demons by Norman Cohn, eh?