“What’s your New Year’s resolution?”

The parish I used to work for: “We’re letting you go because ‘you’re making too many mistakes.’”

That same parish:

(Also yes I know EA would’ve been more likely to put out an F4 game but I tried it and the logo doesn’t have nearly enough pop as that vivid red so sush)

I just wanna go back man

post a random pic or everything goes bad in August

“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and every kind of filth. Even so, on the outside you appear righteous, but inside you are filled with hypocrisy and evildoing.”

Man 2002 really was the year for weird little freaks with goofy voices huh

Well crap

“Flags to be lowered to half-mast for 30 days in honor of President Jimmy Carter”

This trilogy makes no sense.

babe wake up

new pope michael just dropped