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Jimmy Smitt
@itmedav.bsky.social
I was there for 2014 twitter. I was there when it fell. 1 follow=1 prayer

White Boy Fresh - Got em hatin’ 😪
Bryan Silva if you’re in the room with us give us a sign
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If the memes not deep fried I don’t want it.
April 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hope Trump addresses this next
March 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Feeling like Spider-Man off the 5 Gum, probably spit a freestyle on the street later
March 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Songs I’ve written cars off while listening to #number4baby
March 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s always the fattest bitches with those teeny tiny backpacks on. What gives
March 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Keep having dreams that I don’t take the drugs early enough and I’m high when the parties over. What could this mean mother
March 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
March 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Do midgets get old? I’ve never seen one
February 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Canned tuna and maple beans for lunch #straitfromthecan
#dontletthehoesknow
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In tha nursing home bumpin Too $hort
February 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
AI this AI that AI ain’t got this dick baby
February 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A pretty girl said I have chipmunk teeth in a dream ln and my whole mornings been off
February 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If it smells like farts and your fattest person in the room myself and everyone else knows it was you ya fuckn fatty

#wideload #thebiggertheyare
#bigfatfatty #dumptruck
February 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Does Polly want a goddamn cracker
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
January 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I went to Costco three days in a row just for the pizza, a slice is like $2.30. Walk in walk out 5 minutes later with strictly pizza.

Every other chump has a cart load of things and I’m weaving in and out cutting up traffic like it’s nothing because I only have pizza. This is my path to wealth
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Any good tattoo artist in tha city? I’m tryin to get this turned into a piece
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fox hat
Oakley Glasses
Ecko hoodie
Diesel jeans
DC’s w the Phat tongue
A pack of salvia

Friday can’t come soon enough

#letthekyletalk
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It was a cold January night I ripped one of these and was high for the first time.

Never forget where you came from. #stayhumble #customgrow420
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I press buttons and click things for a living, and when my coworkers walk by I press and click harder and faster. No one does it quite like me
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Imagine with me a room filled with every piece of gum you’ve ever chewed
January 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
These are going to be the hottest songs of summer 2025
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Got $120 bucks for my scrape metal this morning…go ahead babe upsize those fries

#Weball
January 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My first car was a Honda
My second car was a Honda
My third car was a Honda
My fourth car was a Toyota

Life has ups and downs, you never know what’s next…

Now read that backwards… #trusttheprocess #fromthebottom
January 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM