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5.5 mins and he said a whole lotta nothing
Adrien Brody’s #Oscar speech lasted over 5 minutes and 31 seconds, thus breaking the record for longest speech in the ceremony’s history.
The record was previously held by Greer Garson (1943) with a 5 minute 30 seconds speech. (via Guinness World Records)
The record was previously held by Greer Garson (1943) with a 5 minute 30 seconds speech. (via Guinness World Records)
March 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
5.5 mins and he said a whole lotta nothing
Do people just not go to weddings anymore?
January 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Do people just not go to weddings anymore?
First time I've ever cried while giving head. Maybe 2025 will be my vers year.
January 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
First time I've ever cried while giving head. Maybe 2025 will be my vers year.
Trying to make a move to New York happen is so funny
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Trying to make a move to New York happen is so funny
Can I hit a decade of being single
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Can I hit a decade of being single
Nothing worse than sleeping wrong and your shoulder and neck being essentially non functional
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Nothing worse than sleeping wrong and your shoulder and neck being essentially non functional
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Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
Y'all are literally Buddy's dad.
Let’s talk about the movie “Elf”
…it’s not good, much less funny 🥴
…it’s not good, much less funny 🥴
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Y'all are literally Buddy's dad.
If you see this, post your Renaissance outfit 🪩
I think I still have a substantial amount of lead in my bloodstream from this outfit
I think I still have a substantial amount of lead in my bloodstream from this outfit
November 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
If you see this, post your Renaissance outfit 🪩
I think I still have a substantial amount of lead in my bloodstream from this outfit
I think I still have a substantial amount of lead in my bloodstream from this outfit
I have been using the fuck out of my street accessible apartment. I am NOT traveling!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I have been using the fuck out of my street accessible apartment. I am NOT traveling!!!!
Going viral on the other site as it descends into uselessness is hilarious
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Going viral on the other site as it descends into uselessness is hilarious
I didn't know expert deepthroat meant leaving your dental records on my dick
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November 14, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I didn't know expert deepthroat meant leaving your dental records on my dick
I think we should all get on fortnite rn
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I think we should all get on fortnite rn
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I have never been called annoying, skinny, and twink as much as this day
I have never been called annoying, skinny, and twink as much as this day
November 14, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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I have never been called annoying, skinny, and twink as much as this day
I have never been called annoying, skinny, and twink as much as this day
You tell me I'm successful and expect me to care about having a man in my life. Be serious.
November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
You tell me I'm successful and expect me to care about having a man in my life. Be serious.
This place is such a sausage fest
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
This place is such a sausage fest
Omg haaaay
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November 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Omg haaaay