I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

Nothing makes you realize how many times you look at your watch like not wearing one and seeing how many times you look at your dumb wrist. A particular blend of frustration and embarrassment, especially when it happens multiple times in less than 2 minutes.

The Silicon Valley billionaires & techno-feudal lords who are waging a capitalists' coup right now are rebelling against the people & the "free market" for rejecting them & the tech they need us to become dependent on. They're taking over the government to ensure we have no more choice in the matter

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

For some reason I have been ingesting a lot of media recently about AI slop and AI driven accounts/content, and it feels like it will be the death of social media as we know it if it is allowed to continue to run rampant. Who tf is even asking for it? What makes tech execs think this is a good idea?

I had a moment where I had been looking for a community that felt like old Twitter, and for awhile I thought that could be Threads. Then Mark decided to fold to DT like a soggy pizza box, and I think it is time I try to disentangle myself from Meta. Happy to have landed here! #firstpost