they don't want you to know that shower handles are secretly motorized. that way they can wiggle randomly and ruin the temperature of your shower because the shower industry fucking hates your guts

Anybody else have issues with their back? whenever I'm walking i always lean forward and idk how to fix it

all my best friends have 1-800 numbers, they keep trying to sell me stuff and i hate it

I think my printer is out of agentic ink.

posts that make you wonder if theyre at the store or getting kidnapped

My name is Beatrice, I'm a Doomscroller by trade. My mother was a Doomscroller before me, and my father was quite the Lesbian.

beautiful woman named potential spam has been calling me every morning... i think she loves me

I must outlive Elon Musk

Gave my smurfposting doomscroller girlfriend a footjob

Just watched this older lady, panicking while rushing down the escalator towards the train. I moved out of the way to let her pass; it was obvious she was in a hurry and needed to catch her train.

Then she immediately turned around and headed back up the other escalator.

I was having a wonderful day until I decided to boot up strive and play exactly one set with millia

day ruined

#ggst_MI #ggst