A man just told me that I was probably really pretty when I was 20. Fun times
December 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
A man just told me that I was probably really pretty when I was 20. Fun times
You’ll know I have a crush on you when I avoid eye contact, ignore you completely and then run away. Easy
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
You’ll know I have a crush on you when I avoid eye contact, ignore you completely and then run away. Easy
My therapist told me she was proud of me today. I knew I could win therapy if I tried!
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 PM
My therapist told me she was proud of me today. I knew I could win therapy if I tried!
Netflix should make a “shhh, I was never here” button so my ex doesn’t know I still have access to his account
December 11, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Netflix should make a “shhh, I was never here” button so my ex doesn’t know I still have access to his account
I’ve had a day. I’m just gonna eat a banana and go to sleep
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I’ve had a day. I’m just gonna eat a banana and go to sleep
My family is drunk and talking politics. I have a headache #happythabksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
My family is drunk and talking politics. I have a headache #happythabksgiving
Guys! Do I want to move to Chicago???? ❤️❤️❤️
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Guys! Do I want to move to Chicago???? ❤️❤️❤️
There are a lot of cute guys on this flight but OF COURSE the old man with elbows who won’t get off his phone is sitting next to me
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
There are a lot of cute guys on this flight but OF COURSE the old man with elbows who won’t get off his phone is sitting next to me
Guys, I almost missed my work flight to Chicago because I thought it was tomorrow. How are you doing?
November 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Guys, I almost missed my work flight to Chicago because I thought it was tomorrow. How are you doing?
My whole feed is people talking about books. It’s really lovely
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
My whole feed is people talking about books. It’s really lovely
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“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
Coffee makes me so sweaty. I think I gotta stop
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Coffee makes me so sweaty. I think I gotta stop
I hate handshakes. This clammy girl doesn’t need you to know how nervous she is. Mind your business
November 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I hate handshakes. This clammy girl doesn’t need you to know how nervous she is. Mind your business
You guys remember moth balls? That was such a real concern.
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
You guys remember moth balls? That was such a real concern.