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Offensive Waste
@itsaderpdrone.bsky.social
Weapon grade chaotic cumdump. Sewer in training. Drone. Dog. Previously a Hoss.
🪖🐕⚡️⛓️🤛👟⚽️🏈🏒🧎💩

📍Manchester 🇬🇧 Head down, ass up.
Makes cornbread pudding for breakfast.

Yells up to @flixpony.bsky.social in terrible southern American accent:

“Puddin’, puddin’s ready!”
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Being a dog fr today and doing what I tell d o g not to do and digging holes in the garden.

I do love a good hole though 🕳️ 🐾

Anyone wanna widen mine? 😈
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Think I mentioned before that I’ve signed myself up to the Tour de Manc (well yes, the shortest route of) in May. So as I attempt to train and get ready for it, there might be some more Lycra photos…
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The Northern Sexual Health at GAY this afternoon to help get you started on prep or doxy prep and testing only from 4 to 6pm:
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Kimchi jjigae for dinner this evening
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Insulated high viz weather!
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The Blue dogs scheduled tweets from the great beyond are going to upset me when they stop…
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Accurate:
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It’s two degrees out, raining, dark and grey and the notorious d o g needs a walk. I’m going with 3:
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Happy birthday!
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I guess the weather has dictated what I’m wearing to Sneax this evening…
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
First hacking attempt I’ve had on here:
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Coming to the end of a lovely mini weekend break with @flixpony.bsky.social in the White Peak. We’ve had tasty food, walks with d o g (and another before we head home) and I even heard a couple of owls this morning. Been a much needed break.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
A few of us have been organising another memorial/celebration for Neutron. As he was involved with so many groups we wanted to give a chance for as many as possible to join.

(Tickets are free, just so we get an idea of numbers)

buytickets.at/neutron/1937...
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
#CookingWithDerp Beef Bourgeon Pie
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’ll miss you Neutron. We all will. Thank you for everything my friend. I know you and Hero are back together off on new adventures.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I hate seeing my unanswered messages on telegram, knowing that a great young man’s time has come to an end. But we’re all the better for having had our time with him.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
First and foremost Neutron was one of my best friends. We hung out and played a fair bit before lockdown. He was always there when I needed to talk and work through things and I hope that I afforded him the same.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Had a nuts week but am now actually a Millwall fan after going to the Den and seeing the game vs Stoke this week. Great game, amazing atmosphere. Loved it.

🎶 No one likes us… 🎶
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
HowFucingMuchWhatTheShit?!!!

If anyone is gonna shop for Xmas just hire me as your personal chef instead 😂
October 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I can’t lock 24/7 but enjoying the vibe today.
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok so what if I’m a furry but a palm/fern/whatever plant. Wanna see my dicksonia?
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Been left unattended with d o g so Friday night pizza took a turn with kimchi and anchovy pizza.

D o g will get the anchovy oil on his dinner this evenings
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Went for the dessert I wouldn’t bother to make at home. I mean I could, but setting things is usually more patience than I have.
September 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM