Keep it up until candlemas which marks the halfway point between the solstice and the equinox.

It’s the best documentary about the case I’ve seen. Interestingly I thought it showed it was not real but someone else I spoke to said it was more convincing.

I’m just saying that it is. And it looks like a vibrator.

An alcolock is a thing you breath into to prove you aren’t drunk and to unlock your car. It’s a thing in America.

I used to work in an opticians. We had a machine that ran a fields test. The patient looked in a box and clicked when they saw a light. The operator end ran regular windows. It was a challenge to get a solitaire done before the test finished.

What was the Only Connect wall? Did I not notice?

Dorchester. They used to do lovely cake.

Hello. Must listen. I was genuinely through the arched window.

It is actually impossible to get the train into Diss without singing ‘Diss town is coming like a ghost town’. Try it. You can’t.

I hope that one question in your degree paper was to spell palaeoanthropologist. I don’t think I could!