I low key love the unhelpful sarcasm in dictionaries. For example:

Difficulty
Definition: a state of being difficult

Hyperbolic
Definition: relating to a hyperbole

Glad that's cleared up Merriam

When you're an adult there's no one to tell you not to put blue food colouring into your Alfredo sauce. #whydididothis

Hell is a salad without dressing.

Sometimes they just make a picture perfect moment #dog #cat

I need more tracking updates on my online order. I need to know who it's handed to, how fast it's moving, and what it had for lunch.

The only thing interesting about OF is seeing how much a person thinks they're worth.

I had a dream that involved David Bowie fighting off people with control/aid of invisible ghost velociraptors and protecting everyone he could.

Someone please tell me what this means.

All I know is that kittens and laptops don't miiiisiwbw ahaj

Another day and another hot take from someone online.

A photo of my dog on a hike in the Tay Forest.