Does Taylor Swift hate her forehead?

Last night my mom told me you aren’t old until you turn 60 and I feel so alive now!

We’re toast.

They couldn’t have moved the mouse cursor?

Really thankful for coffee this morning, and really nothing else. Who’s with me?

I can’t believe my best friend doesn’t know what it feels like to be constantly messaged on LinkedIn by men who want to tell you more about what their company can offer you.

🙃

My favorite thing about bluesky is we can disagree about stuff like Garland, but no one is a huge asshole about it. Everyone is super-nice and people make genuine points and ask legit questions. Thanks for that!!

This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.

Detroit Tigers’ Tarik Skubal and Atlanta Braves’ Chris Sale were voted the best pitchers in the majors for the first time by the Baseball Writers’ Association of America on Wednesday.

How do you live with not being tired? Anyone?

we giving up on threads already?