@itsdavidhadley.bsky.social
✨ Writer/Comedian/Weird lil fractal of a guy. ✨
Wild how when a Progressive does something awful, the right's all "Oh, aren't you supposed to be better than this??"
Like, you notice that we can't say that back to y'all right?
Might be worth some self-reflection.
Like, you notice that we can't say that back to y'all right?
Might be worth some self-reflection.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wild how when a Progressive does something awful, the right's all "Oh, aren't you supposed to be better than this??"
Like, you notice that we can't say that back to y'all right?
Might be worth some self-reflection.
Like, you notice that we can't say that back to y'all right?
Might be worth some self-reflection.
I propose sibil be the defacto sibling in law abbreviation
Makes it feel like an evil robot
Makes it feel like an evil robot
July 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I propose sibil be the defacto sibling in law abbreviation
Makes it feel like an evil robot
Makes it feel like an evil robot
Escalators are for taking a deep breath and whispering "You can handle this" to yourself.
July 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Escalators are for taking a deep breath and whispering "You can handle this" to yourself.
I firmly believe a not small reason folks are anti-pronouns is they don't want to relive grade five deciphering There, Their, and They're.
June 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I firmly believe a not small reason folks are anti-pronouns is they don't want to relive grade five deciphering There, Their, and They're.
Y'know what
I like people who sit next to me on the streetcar
There are so many spots where we're both more comfortable but yeah sure let's live this wild life together
I like people who sit next to me on the streetcar
There are so many spots where we're both more comfortable but yeah sure let's live this wild life together
June 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Y'know what
I like people who sit next to me on the streetcar
There are so many spots where we're both more comfortable but yeah sure let's live this wild life together
I like people who sit next to me on the streetcar
There are so many spots where we're both more comfortable but yeah sure let's live this wild life together
A venn diagram of "posting to insta" and "making s'mores" where the middle is "Put it on the gram"
May 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A venn diagram of "posting to insta" and "making s'mores" where the middle is "Put it on the gram"
Why haven't we done anything about wind yet? Do better, humanity.
April 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why haven't we done anything about wind yet? Do better, humanity.
Just passed a house with its Christmas lights still on. Hell yeah man shine long shine bright.
March 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just passed a house with its Christmas lights still on. Hell yeah man shine long shine bright.
If God Almighty was to strike me down unless I can tell him if fraise means strawberry or raspberry I'm sorry I'm dead
February 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If God Almighty was to strike me down unless I can tell him if fraise means strawberry or raspberry I'm sorry I'm dead
How do you not spend every waking moment thinking about the current state of the world until you're drained of all vitality and also your head hurts.
Asking for a friend, obviously. I'm so stable.
Asking for a friend, obviously. I'm so stable.
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How do you not spend every waking moment thinking about the current state of the world until you're drained of all vitality and also your head hurts.
Asking for a friend, obviously. I'm so stable.
Asking for a friend, obviously. I'm so stable.
For my Birthday today, I ask that everyone think about me once.
Done? Thank you.
Done? Thank you.
January 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
For my Birthday today, I ask that everyone think about me once.
Done? Thank you.
Done? Thank you.
What do we got to look forward to in 2025??
Well, fun fact: 1925 marked the beginning of Mussolini's dictatorship and... uh... Hitler publishing... Mein Kampf.
There was also Togo and Balto's run. Dogs are nice. R-right?
Well, fun fact: 1925 marked the beginning of Mussolini's dictatorship and... uh... Hitler publishing... Mein Kampf.
There was also Togo and Balto's run. Dogs are nice. R-right?
December 31, 2024 at 4:45 PM
What do we got to look forward to in 2025??
Well, fun fact: 1925 marked the beginning of Mussolini's dictatorship and... uh... Hitler publishing... Mein Kampf.
There was also Togo and Balto's run. Dogs are nice. R-right?
Well, fun fact: 1925 marked the beginning of Mussolini's dictatorship and... uh... Hitler publishing... Mein Kampf.
There was also Togo and Balto's run. Dogs are nice. R-right?
Anxiety of the day:
Pretty sure my hairdresser hates me.
Pretty sure my hairdresser hates me.
December 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Anxiety of the day:
Pretty sure my hairdresser hates me.
Pretty sure my hairdresser hates me.
People throw too much hate on all the dead eyes in Polar Express.
And not enough on the musical numbers and puppet scene.
*shudder*
And not enough on the musical numbers and puppet scene.
*shudder*
December 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
People throw too much hate on all the dead eyes in Polar Express.
And not enough on the musical numbers and puppet scene.
*shudder*
And not enough on the musical numbers and puppet scene.
*shudder*
Finished a new draft of my original pilot!*
*Unless it's bad. Then I didn't.
*Unless it's bad. Then I didn't.
December 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Finished a new draft of my original pilot!*
*Unless it's bad. Then I didn't.
*Unless it's bad. Then I didn't.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: Can we agree this meme format has been thoroughly run into the ground?
Not a single soul:
Me: Can we agree this meme format has been thoroughly run into the ground?
December 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: Can we agree this meme format has been thoroughly run into the ground?
Not a single soul:
Me: Can we agree this meme format has been thoroughly run into the ground?
I feel like @mikeflanaganfilm.com easily has the chops to make Clayface my new favorite Batman villain.
December 13, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I feel like @mikeflanaganfilm.com easily has the chops to make Clayface my new favorite Batman villain.
Posting to attempt some accountability:
Tomorrow night, I'm gonna livestream an A Christmas Carol watch along. I think that'd be fun.
Tomorrow night, I'm gonna livestream an A Christmas Carol watch along. I think that'd be fun.
December 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Posting to attempt some accountability:
Tomorrow night, I'm gonna livestream an A Christmas Carol watch along. I think that'd be fun.
Tomorrow night, I'm gonna livestream an A Christmas Carol watch along. I think that'd be fun.
Just walked by some Gen Alphas throwing fists in a Tim Hortons.
To see them shoulder such a sacred Canadian tradition? Faith restored.
#OhCanada
To see them shoulder such a sacred Canadian tradition? Faith restored.
#OhCanada
November 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Just walked by some Gen Alphas throwing fists in a Tim Hortons.
To see them shoulder such a sacred Canadian tradition? Faith restored.
#OhCanada
To see them shoulder such a sacred Canadian tradition? Faith restored.
#OhCanada
Late to the DRUK Finale.
I'd prefer to be Lill, rather than poor Marmalade and Rileasa: Sitting at home instead of trying to sell "I'vE sTIll got a ChaNCE At thIs cRoWn, BITcH!
I'd prefer to be Lill, rather than poor Marmalade and Rileasa: Sitting at home instead of trying to sell "I'vE sTIll got a ChaNCE At thIs cRoWn, BITcH!
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Late to the DRUK Finale.
I'd prefer to be Lill, rather than poor Marmalade and Rileasa: Sitting at home instead of trying to sell "I'vE sTIll got a ChaNCE At thIs cRoWn, BITcH!
I'd prefer to be Lill, rather than poor Marmalade and Rileasa: Sitting at home instead of trying to sell "I'vE sTIll got a ChaNCE At thIs cRoWn, BITcH!
Y'all I cooked up some pasta, knowing that I didn't want to eat it right away.
And I'm thrilled to announce I've invented "Meal Prepping"!
And I'm thrilled to announce I've invented "Meal Prepping"!
November 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Y'all I cooked up some pasta, knowing that I didn't want to eat it right away.
And I'm thrilled to announce I've invented "Meal Prepping"!
And I'm thrilled to announce I've invented "Meal Prepping"!
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
This place could use more chill guy
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
This place could use more chill guy