Hoping I rizzed myself into an audience speller slot in Spelling Bee. Watch this space.
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hoping I rizzed myself into an audience speller slot in Spelling Bee. Watch this space.
Just learned that I am, in fact, 5’6” and not 5’5” as I previously believed. My short king crown is slipping …
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just learned that I am, in fact, 5’6” and not 5’5” as I previously believed. My short king crown is slipping …
Carly Rae Jepsen playing at this Outback Steakhouse in Miami, IKTFR
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen playing at this Outback Steakhouse in Miami, IKTFR
Ripped my new gym shorts
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ripped my new gym shorts
right, right. exactly
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
right, right. exactly
Hair salon bathroom making me feel like I’m 7’ tall
August 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hair salon bathroom making me feel like I’m 7’ tall
okay but when will be someone’s little soda pop?
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
okay but when will be someone’s little soda pop?
Moulin Rogue is giving low budget cruise show (derogatory)
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Moulin Rogue is giving low budget cruise show (derogatory)
Seeing Zohran on the streets just now with people going wild has filled me with so much unbridled joy
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Seeing Zohran on the streets just now with people going wild has filled me with so much unbridled joy
Learned this evening that what they say about tall, skinny boys is absolutely true.
July 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Learned this evening that what they say about tall, skinny boys is absolutely true.
E-mailing my old apartment complex asking them if they have any vacancies
June 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
E-mailing my old apartment complex asking them if they have any vacancies
happy nyc pride weekend, old horrendously terrible hookup is immediate on front of me at the bar ✌🏻 😀
June 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
happy nyc pride weekend, old horrendously terrible hookup is immediate on front of me at the bar ✌🏻 😀
Who up suffering from disrupted thermoregulation from their SSRIs and just suffering in general due to the state of the world?
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who up suffering from disrupted thermoregulation from their SSRIs and just suffering in general due to the state of the world?
Seeing CABARET for the first time during this political climate certainly hits
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Seeing CABARET for the first time during this political climate certainly hits
overserved @ drag brunch. AMA
June 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
overserved @ drag brunch. AMA
last night’s fit ft. Sonny Angel
June 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
last night’s fit ft. Sonny Angel
Fuck This Peach Sangria Makes Me Want To Take Slutty Bathroom Pics. Should I?
May 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fuck This Peach Sangria Makes Me Want To Take Slutty Bathroom Pics. Should I?
In my head cannon, Carrie White and Henry Creel are the ultimate power couple.
May 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my head cannon, Carrie White and Henry Creel are the ultimate power couple.
Freshly waxed, who want me?
May 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Freshly waxed, who want me?
I’m the token female with the horse 💅🏻
So I have one session left of the campaign I’ve been running for the last 3 and a half years and I commissioned a friend to draw the party - thank you so much @nymphdae.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m the token female with the horse 💅🏻
I love having a minty h*le
May 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love having a minty h*le
The Calgary airport playing 360 at 5 am is sooooo brat
May 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Calgary airport playing 360 at 5 am is sooooo brat
Female powerhouses starring in a show together both being nominated for Best Actress? Welcome back 2004 Tony Awards
May 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Female powerhouses starring in a show together both being nominated for Best Actress? Welcome back 2004 Tony Awards