It’s Desmond
itsdesmond.bsky.social
It’s Desmond
@itsdesmond.bsky.social
It’s me.
That feeling when you want a thing and when you check to see if you are boycotting it you learn they're owned by the other company.
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@nathanmacintosh.bsky.social The “notify me when you’re in my city” form on your site has incorrect field labels, so instead of telling you where I lived I told you my last name. That probably won’t be useful to either of us.
August 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Chuck Schumer is a whole shit.
March 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sick of recruiters being all exclamation points right up until you’re cut. Quit juicing me up. You’re going to say no to most of these people, be respectful of that.
March 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think getting Elon involved in building Air Force One is a great idea. Move fast and break things, my dude.
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sup Americans. Did you know that withholding federal taxes from your paycheck is optional? You can just turn that off and pay it all next April. Or not pay it. Let’s see how this shit goes.
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Senator Duckworth’s office phone number dumps you out after 1:30 on hold. Every other phone system anywhere ever lets me wait in a queue. Y’all have actually set your shit up to not hear from me.
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The rage when a company says they shipped my box and the tracking # says they just printed a label.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Remember when Shinzo Abe got assassinated and they asked the killer why and he explained that the Unification Church, to which Abe had ties, destroyed his family?

And then everyone was like “Oh, good point” and they kicked the Moonies out of Japan?

Do we get universal healthcare now?
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Trackball in a hat. My girls smart.
December 2, 2024 at 6:36 PM
The first step of any job search should always be filing for unemployment (where applicable). Reject irrational shame, take pride in your responsible decision to stabilize your finances.
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Is anyone aware of a low-bullshit resource like Glassdoor was at one point? Software Engineer-focused is good, but all labor types is fine too. More concerned with vibe, practices, ethics, etc than salary, I can figure that out by asking.
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM