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itsdings.bsky.social
That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱
@itsdings.bsky.social
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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · Feb 6
I live in an egg and post on the computer™
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 12h
This is correct. Beat saber is censored to
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 18h
I just got back from being in one of those Chinese sperm factories that Jordan B Peterson was concerned about. It's really not that bad. You pretty much just cum all day
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 16h
Writing smarter than Jimmy Carter
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 18h
You get used to it
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 18h
I just got back from being in one of those Chinese sperm factories that Jordan B Peterson was concerned about. It's really not that bad. You pretty much just cum all day
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 21h
Everyone has their part to play!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
The path to finding Amelia Earnhardt is the path to true freedom!! Join me, fellow patriots, in sorting through your pockets and overturning your couch cushions to find clues and fingerprints that will solve this mystery!!!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
I think we should start looking at the Bermuda triangle
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
Fret not ma'am, I may have just expelled my human waste in this porcelain bowl that is sitting inside the home, but with just a flip of this handle and poof... its gone! No, its not magic
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
Wise Quotes from Great US Political Leaders

"Ugh! Not again!!!"

-Stephen Miller after soaking his pants with urine when he had just put on a dry pair
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
When I go to the beach, I'm the boy trying to build a really cool sandcastle while buff men crowd around kicking rocks and sand into my eyes
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
I don't make the rules
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
It is my public service 🫡
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3d
Almost nothing makes me laugh as hard as @itsdings.bsky.social movie reviews
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
🥰🥰
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
For Halloween I'm going as an adult in 2025 who is still outraged that Disney's Doug was radically different from the original series
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
I think it's beautiful
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
I said it with a straight face!!!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Batman
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Mmmhmm
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Maybe so, it didn't affect my enjoyment of the film though
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
No one showed up to Jeep: The Movie
An empty theater with the Jeep logo on the movie screen
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Video game prices are getting high in an effort to try to get us to go outside! I say enough is enough! Let's keep buying them anyway!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Thank you for your patience, here is my 2 star review (my lowest possible score). What a dud!

letterboxd.com/dings/film/s...
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d
They better let him see the new one
A picture of Tron Guy with some text I saw on his Wikipedia page. It says: "In 2010, Maynard was banned from seeing the film Tron: Legacy in his iconic Tron suit in his local movie theater because of the illuminating lights on his suit. 4"
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