mr. dyke
@itsdoktoravalanche.bsky.social
28. he/him. trans. queer. vent account.
What if I never get better. What if this is all I am.
July 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What if I never get better. What if this is all I am.
Return of the eyebrow slit.
July 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Return of the eyebrow slit.
4 days of wanting to yadda yadda yadda, and the yadda-ing was today
July 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
4 days of wanting to yadda yadda yadda, and the yadda-ing was today
What if i..........................ended it all
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What if i..........................ended it all
HEADS DOWN
PRAY FOR ME
HEADS DOWN, NOW
PRAY FOR ME
HEADS DOWN, NOW
July 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
HEADS DOWN
PRAY FOR ME
HEADS DOWN, NOW
PRAY FOR ME
HEADS DOWN, NOW
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I should call h- [gunshot]
coochie vegan (it’s a veggie)
July 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I should call h- [gunshot]
Oh yeah I'm like a fully grown guy, also, btw. I'm the director of marketing for a hundred million dollar company. And I self-harm. It doesn't just go away.
July 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh yeah I'm like a fully grown guy, also, btw. I'm the director of marketing for a hundred million dollar company. And I self-harm. It doesn't just go away.
I realized I'm actually the problem. It is incredibly comforting and familiar
July 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I realized I'm actually the problem. It is incredibly comforting and familiar
Back on the alt, boys, didja miss me?
July 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Back on the alt, boys, didja miss me?
I CAN TAKE THE RAIN ON THE ROOF OF THIS EMPTY HOUSE
June 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I CAN TAKE THE RAIN ON THE ROOF OF THIS EMPTY HOUSE
"I feel like cyclops from the xmen stared at my tits."
- my sunburnt girlfriend
- my sunburnt girlfriend
May 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"I feel like cyclops from the xmen stared at my tits."
- my sunburnt girlfriend
- my sunburnt girlfriend
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discord is praying on my downfall why won’t it pick up my barking in audio messages </3
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
discord is praying on my downfall why won’t it pick up my barking in audio messages </3
Okay but kid me would think I'm cool and hot, actually
May 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Okay but kid me would think I'm cool and hot, actually
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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
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i think if you fuck me over on purpose you should die
May 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i think if you fuck me over on purpose you should die
I'm coming home the first week of June, what if everyone hates me and doesn't even wanna see me or hang out
May 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm coming home the first week of June, what if everyone hates me and doesn't even wanna see me or hang out
Some people are feeling patriotic about ameripope, but I'm gonna let you all know that as soon as I heard the pope was American, I thought "oh no"
May 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Some people are feeling patriotic about ameripope, but I'm gonna let you all know that as soon as I heard the pope was American, I thought "oh no"
Uhhhh no I don't "jack off". You think I let a man touch my dick? That's gay
May 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Uhhhh no I don't "jack off". You think I let a man touch my dick? That's gay
Work Husband was late today, they better not fire him
May 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Work Husband was late today, they better not fire him
She came in my mouth and then started info dumping about star trek
May 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
She came in my mouth and then started info dumping about star trek
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platonic friends who have each other's lovense connect codes
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
platonic friends who have each other's lovense connect codes
I think I'm going to actually confront Nora in real actual life about why she won't let me follow her on bluesky.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I think I'm going to actually confront Nora in real actual life about why she won't let me follow her on bluesky.
Had a dream about work. Something happened, but I don't even remember what lmao. General "you felt shame at work" dream.
May 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Had a dream about work. Something happened, but I don't even remember what lmao. General "you felt shame at work" dream.