Dave Taylor
@itsdrtbag.bsky.social
he/him.
Multimedia maker.
Acting, film and pro wrestling.
Left.
All views my own.
Multimedia maker.
Acting, film and pro wrestling.
Left.
All views my own.
These days there's no headline more meaningless than "[Person] under fire for ______"
Guarantee the folk cited are literally some emptyheedit twitter users and 1x drama youtuber.
Guarantee the folk cited are literally some emptyheedit twitter users and 1x drama youtuber.
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
These days there's no headline more meaningless than "[Person] under fire for ______"
Guarantee the folk cited are literally some emptyheedit twitter users and 1x drama youtuber.
Guarantee the folk cited are literally some emptyheedit twitter users and 1x drama youtuber.
You only care about historical accuracy in media because you invested all those hours into learning about history. You created your own cage.
Me? I don't know stuff or when it happened. I am free. Put any hat on a man in a movie, Idgaf 👌
Me? I don't know stuff or when it happened. I am free. Put any hat on a man in a movie, Idgaf 👌
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You only care about historical accuracy in media because you invested all those hours into learning about history. You created your own cage.
Me? I don't know stuff or when it happened. I am free. Put any hat on a man in a movie, Idgaf 👌
Me? I don't know stuff or when it happened. I am free. Put any hat on a man in a movie, Idgaf 👌
Petition to rename movie trailers to "movie adverts" so YouTubers are forced to be honest about what they're spending all their time engaging with.
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Petition to rename movie trailers to "movie adverts" so YouTubers are forced to be honest about what they're spending all their time engaging with.
I think it's important that every service I've ever used absolutely must email me every time they update their terms and conditions.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I think it's important that every service I've ever used absolutely must email me every time they update their terms and conditions.
Stand up comedians can work a calendar year on crafting, memorising and refining a complete set that sells for millions on netflix, but it won't make me laugh *nearly* as much as a single good youtube poop made by 'honk__08' on a Thursday at 4am.
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Stand up comedians can work a calendar year on crafting, memorising and refining a complete set that sells for millions on netflix, but it won't make me laugh *nearly* as much as a single good youtube poop made by 'honk__08' on a Thursday at 4am.
The cinematography and editing in this reveal of Santa is identical to how you would shoot and cut a political assassination sequence.
youtu.be/EXAsadZCzWI?...
youtu.be/EXAsadZCzWI?...
The Polar Express - The First Gift of Christmas
YouTube video by dnasewell
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The cinematography and editing in this reveal of Santa is identical to how you would shoot and cut a political assassination sequence.
youtu.be/EXAsadZCzWI?...
youtu.be/EXAsadZCzWI?...
My forever DM notification lives as a reminder that I stick it to the man
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My forever DM notification lives as a reminder that I stick it to the man
TikTok comedians deciding if they should parody "everyone sharing their spotify wrapped" or "everyone shaming people for sharing their spotify wrapped"
They decide to do both.
They decide to do both.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
TikTok comedians deciding if they should parody "everyone sharing their spotify wrapped" or "everyone shaming people for sharing their spotify wrapped"
They decide to do both.
They decide to do both.
When I think about the slow death of The Simpsons, I think about this fuckface.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I think about the slow death of The Simpsons, I think about this fuckface.
Most of the time I'm on the side of the "language changes" people, and find folk are often overly invested in upholding rules and definitions that should be allowed to evolve.
But "must of" and "on accident" triggers a frustration in my brain. Sandpaper.
But "must of" and "on accident" triggers a frustration in my brain. Sandpaper.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Most of the time I'm on the side of the "language changes" people, and find folk are often overly invested in upholding rules and definitions that should be allowed to evolve.
But "must of" and "on accident" triggers a frustration in my brain. Sandpaper.
But "must of" and "on accident" triggers a frustration in my brain. Sandpaper.
Starting a response with "Eh." makes me want to box your ears.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Starting a response with "Eh." makes me want to box your ears.
"chat let's go that's crazy" - highlight clip of a streamer with 18 billion followers
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"chat let's go that's crazy" - highlight clip of a streamer with 18 billion followers
If all actors end up being converted into AIs, I reckon Mads Mikkelsen would be the cheapest to run cos he's basically a jpeg anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If all actors end up being converted into AIs, I reckon Mads Mikkelsen would be the cheapest to run cos he's basically a jpeg anyway.
Tiktok comedians see two humans exhibiting the same behaviour and plugs it in to their "People who _______" sketch template.
It's cool because everyone should be shamed for everything how dare you performative scum exhibiting behaviours you scum
It's cool because everyone should be shamed for everything how dare you performative scum exhibiting behaviours you scum
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Tiktok comedians see two humans exhibiting the same behaviour and plugs it in to their "People who _______" sketch template.
It's cool because everyone should be shamed for everything how dare you performative scum exhibiting behaviours you scum
It's cool because everyone should be shamed for everything how dare you performative scum exhibiting behaviours you scum
I hope every generation gets smaller and smaller to the point we're having very important podcast discussions on the differences between Gen Monday 14th August 2031 and Gen Tuesday 15th August 2031.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope every generation gets smaller and smaller to the point we're having very important podcast discussions on the differences between Gen Monday 14th August 2031 and Gen Tuesday 15th August 2031.
I don't bother with the whole old IP sequel/reboot thing, plenty of other films out there to watch.
But Gremlins is important to me, and I swear if I see a single computer generated Gremlin I'm going to
But Gremlins is important to me, and I swear if I see a single computer generated Gremlin I'm going to
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I don't bother with the whole old IP sequel/reboot thing, plenty of other films out there to watch.
But Gremlins is important to me, and I swear if I see a single computer generated Gremlin I'm going to
But Gremlins is important to me, and I swear if I see a single computer generated Gremlin I'm going to
Oh no I liked a film that the letterboxd intelligence says is pro-capitalist oscar bait oh fuck oh shit
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh no I liked a film that the letterboxd intelligence says is pro-capitalist oscar bait oh fuck oh shit
I never really get mad at non-locals for pronouncing our towns and cities wrong. It seems like weird wee guy energy to me.
Plus there's literally an "Edinburg" in Texas.
Plus there's literally an "Edinburg" in Texas.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I never really get mad at non-locals for pronouncing our towns and cities wrong. It seems like weird wee guy energy to me.
Plus there's literally an "Edinburg" in Texas.
Plus there's literally an "Edinburg" in Texas.
I still think about Chuck E Cheese saying poggers
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I still think about Chuck E Cheese saying poggers
My inner monologue when scrolling instagram reels:
"Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Haha.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
DOG :D
DOG :D
CAT :)
Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Haha.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
DOG :D
DOG :D
CAT :)
Shut the fuck up."
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My inner monologue when scrolling instagram reels:
"Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Haha.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
DOG :D
DOG :D
CAT :)
Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Haha.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
DOG :D
DOG :D
CAT :)
Shut the fuck up."
Tiktok character comedian who hit big on a video so now that's all they do.
"What if character was on a zoom call? Is that something?"
They're trying to ride the wave and get the bag.
They are trapped, forever stuck playing Farting IT Guy. The comments demand farting it guy. There's a costume.
"What if character was on a zoom call? Is that something?"
They're trying to ride the wave and get the bag.
They are trapped, forever stuck playing Farting IT Guy. The comments demand farting it guy. There's a costume.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tiktok character comedian who hit big on a video so now that's all they do.
"What if character was on a zoom call? Is that something?"
They're trying to ride the wave and get the bag.
They are trapped, forever stuck playing Farting IT Guy. The comments demand farting it guy. There's a costume.
"What if character was on a zoom call? Is that something?"
They're trying to ride the wave and get the bag.
They are trapped, forever stuck playing Farting IT Guy. The comments demand farting it guy. There's a costume.
People who spoil movies think "spoilers" means "plot spoilers"
The rest of us know it means "experience spoilers", something we learned after learning how to keep our fuckin mouths shut.
The rest of us know it means "experience spoilers", something we learned after learning how to keep our fuckin mouths shut.
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
People who spoil movies think "spoilers" means "plot spoilers"
The rest of us know it means "experience spoilers", something we learned after learning how to keep our fuckin mouths shut.
The rest of us know it means "experience spoilers", something we learned after learning how to keep our fuckin mouths shut.
Every d&d show, podcast, convention, and product has the same name.
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Every d&d show, podcast, convention, and product has the same name.
I've never seen a funny bluesky post get turned into an instagram reel
October 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've never seen a funny bluesky post get turned into an instagram reel
you reckon citizen bodycams will become a thing soon?
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
you reckon citizen bodycams will become a thing soon?