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Jago
@itsjago.bsky.social
Singer, eater, game player, Info Services worker, Canadian.
Bass with Apocalypse Kow. Treaty 6 resident.
He/him
It was probably eating the wreath and it got stuck.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was able to see her open for Orville Peck last year, and this is one of the songs that stuck in my head for days afterwards.
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’d suggest a belt made out of rhubarb.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sigh. What happened this time?
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Big thanks to @iamatrex.com and @doctorteeth.bsky.social for the work.

You can see these in action tonight!

www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-apocal...
The Apocalypse Kow Kristmas Kabaret 2025
Come join Apocalypse Kow as they celebrate the holiday season and raise money for the Fyrefly Institute!
www.eventbrite.ca
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Whuh?
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Be the butt stuff you want to see.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It just leaves more for the rest of us!
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sounds like the seniors society is most of his voter base.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well hey, at least that baby won’t have the plastic surgery mishaps.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Did you figure it out?
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dude lives in hotels, he has plenty of money.
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The only Jordan Peterson law I recognize is “eat too much red meat until you almost die.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ah hell. I hope it’s not long before someone else picks you up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just knocking over the casket during the “News flash, fuckwads” part.
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No, just one you’d make again in the future?
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM