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NOT D’ANGELO! damn.
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
NOT D’ANGELO! damn.
We could really use a new Frank Ocean album now.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We could really use a new Frank Ocean album now.
Cam Skattebo plays like he wants to donate his CTE to everyone else.
October 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Cam Skattebo plays like he wants to donate his CTE to everyone else.
Shoutout to the Raiders for giving the fan base ZERO hope by Week 4.
We are cooked.
Now we can focus on the holidays, our families and mental health.
We are cooked.
Now we can focus on the holidays, our families and mental health.
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Shoutout to the Raiders for giving the fan base ZERO hope by Week 4.
We are cooked.
Now we can focus on the holidays, our families and mental health.
We are cooked.
Now we can focus on the holidays, our families and mental health.
3 Veterans at VFW in the year 2048 probably:
"I served in Vietnam. What about you?"
"Iraq & Afghanistan. What about you, young man?"
"Chicago, Portland, and Los Angeles."
"I served in Vietnam. What about you?"
"Iraq & Afghanistan. What about you, young man?"
"Chicago, Portland, and Los Angeles."
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
3 Veterans at VFW in the year 2048 probably:
"I served in Vietnam. What about you?"
"Iraq & Afghanistan. What about you, young man?"
"Chicago, Portland, and Los Angeles."
"I served in Vietnam. What about you?"
"Iraq & Afghanistan. What about you, young man?"
"Chicago, Portland, and Los Angeles."
I hope Bad Bunny speaks so much Spanish at the Super Bowl that it counts as college credit.
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hope Bad Bunny speaks so much Spanish at the Super Bowl that it counts as college credit.
Interesting time for free speech and comedians who serve or served in the military.
October 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Interesting time for free speech and comedians who serve or served in the military.
I don’t know where we go from here America but we gotta unite somehow. Left, right, undecided, Democrat, Republican, whatever.
At this point I’ll just settle for “Make America Better Than This.”
At this point I’ll just settle for “Make America Better Than This.”
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don’t know where we go from here America but we gotta unite somehow. Left, right, undecided, Democrat, Republican, whatever.
At this point I’ll just settle for “Make America Better Than This.”
At this point I’ll just settle for “Make America Better Than This.”
Honest question.
What does an American citizen look like?
Asking for the Supreme Court and ICE.
What does an American citizen look like?
Asking for the Supreme Court and ICE.
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Honest question.
What does an American citizen look like?
Asking for the Supreme Court and ICE.
What does an American citizen look like?
Asking for the Supreme Court and ICE.
Watching the cognitive decline of an old white man dismantle a historic American institution is only funny when it's the Dallas Cowboys.
August 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Watching the cognitive decline of an old white man dismantle a historic American institution is only funny when it's the Dallas Cowboys.
This Monday is Mondayin’ hard.
July 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This Monday is Mondayin’ hard.
“No client list” sound like some Big Beautiful Bullshit.
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“No client list” sound like some Big Beautiful Bullshit.
Like what you like. Not a lot of people like themselves.
July 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Like what you like. Not a lot of people like themselves.
Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League vs Me & a STRONG edible
July 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League vs Me & a STRONG edible
Yall be safe out there tonight. Colors are fast.
July 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yall be safe out there tonight. Colors are fast.
Check your coverage before handling fireworks.
July 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Check your coverage before handling fireworks.
I don’t know y’all but I got a weird feeling about the 4th.
Not that one.
The other one.
Not that one.
The other one.
July 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don’t know y’all but I got a weird feeling about the 4th.
Not that one.
The other one.
Not that one.
The other one.
Armchair experts love to talk shit about people they've never seen, who are from a place they've never been, and have a life they could never understand.
Start a business and mind your own.
Start a business and mind your own.
June 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Armchair experts love to talk shit about people they've never seen, who are from a place they've never been, and have a life they could never understand.
Start a business and mind your own.
Start a business and mind your own.
OKC was really impressive to watch win.
We all knew SGA was damn good, but seeing J will emerge was nice. Also, Chet Holmgren has a high ceiling. He’s young & while coming off injury was definitely a presence on defense. With experience & weight gain, he’s gonna be a problem
We all knew SGA was damn good, but seeing J will emerge was nice. Also, Chet Holmgren has a high ceiling. He’s young & while coming off injury was definitely a presence on defense. With experience & weight gain, he’s gonna be a problem
June 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
OKC was really impressive to watch win.
We all knew SGA was damn good, but seeing J will emerge was nice. Also, Chet Holmgren has a high ceiling. He’s young & while coming off injury was definitely a presence on defense. With experience & weight gain, he’s gonna be a problem
We all knew SGA was damn good, but seeing J will emerge was nice. Also, Chet Holmgren has a high ceiling. He’s young & while coming off injury was definitely a presence on defense. With experience & weight gain, he’s gonna be a problem
Alex Caruso saying “Stop It!” like a Mid 40s Dad to his Thunder teammates better be a meme by 9am tomorrow.
June 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Alex Caruso saying “Stop It!” like a Mid 40s Dad to his Thunder teammates better be a meme by 9am tomorrow.
Watching OKC thunder win has been a delight
June 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Watching OKC thunder win has been a delight
Keith Sweat’s “Twisted” is an underrated karaoke gem.
June 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Keith Sweat’s “Twisted” is an underrated karaoke gem.
The revolution will not be televised, but you can bet on a civil and world war though Draftkings and Prizepicks.
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The revolution will not be televised, but you can bet on a civil and world war though Draftkings and Prizepicks.
It’s not too late to start using an Oxford comma.
June 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s not too late to start using an Oxford comma.
