I will not abide any disagreement to this statement.

If the Matt Gaetz report exonerated him, it would have already been public.

How soon can we run Claudia Conway & Ted Cruz’s daughter for office? Asking for a friend.

Ron Desantis, a self-professed “Christian”, just ran a commercial how he would kill refugees “stone cold dead”. Former refugee Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

I was trying to take a holiday card picture and my black lab Sam kept photobombing. Eventually I just used this for the family card. RIP Sam. It’s been a year but the pain never really goes away, does it?

Greetings from Flavortown. Population: Your Mom

Yes, I am that much taller than my beautiful wife. Bummed however that this pic cut my awesome late-70’s Doobie Brothers-era giant Michael McDonald head t-shirt in half. If you like it we should hang out.

SAG actor with sagging body in Sag Harbor.

Does anyone else take pictures of the parking level where you left your car because if you don’t the police will refuse to help you look for it again?

Welcoming myself here to BlueSky. Being new here I feel like Matt Damon in “The Martian”. Not the isolation part but the choking down potatoes that grew from my own poop part.