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Starla Mint
@itsjuststarla.bsky.social
They must have amnesia, they forgot I'm HER.

The other half of @liveforthispod.bsky.social!
Next year, my Christmas wish is that my family maintains a better relationship with food/eating. Self included.
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
NGL, hella jelly of @katienolan.bsky.social’s Omnichord from @pablo.show! What a merry burgarmas.
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
HAPPY FESTIVUS

I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH A LOT OF YOU

😆
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Football hates Missouri.
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
WHAT *the* FUCK does “full spectrum gratitude” even MEAN???
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s so crazy how amazing our bodies are. I healed from a pretty serious wound very quickly but heaven forbid I eat some red meat and can’t digest it omghelpimdying.
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The AI bubble cannot burst fast enough.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ain’t no way in hell I beat Marge Simpson to perimenopause.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Reposted by Starla Mint
White people code switching on the Point!
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Please know that when I say dude it is meant to be gender neutral. And no, dudette is not acceptable and I can’t explain.
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hahaha, we just caught the Street Car View car AGAIN while out driving!
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dudes: @apaulitical.bsky.social both caught the Google Street View car and went outside to pose. Catch me in my @catbiteband.bsky.social shirt on Street View!
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Man, @apaulitical.bsky.social’s Kings are so bad but this game against Indiana has been good and damn it, now I’m actively cheering for Sacramento?
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can’t wait to say goodbye to this wretched year.
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Meeting my future cats in an hour or so. I know how odd that sounds, but I truly don’t care and am the happiest/most excited I’ve been in a *long* time.
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My body dysmorphia has been OUTTA CONTROL this week.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
TBF, I am, I believe, laughably short. I get it now.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Been looking for an old telephone bench because I’ve fully romanticized rehabbing one and having my future cat(s) cuddle with me while using/sitting on one.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Guys, just real quick? Fuck Bama.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When I see people post stuff like this, I’m reaffirmed in my choice to be childfree.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The neighborhood cool teen who vapes went up to my neighbors’ Ring camera on the way home from school - a snow day - to tell her to bring her dog in/rag on her for being a bad pet parent. I’m here 4️⃣ U, cool vaping teen!
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
…was just informed Cris Collinsworth has a son who is also a broadcaster and I’m fully done. Goodnight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
not me leaving my birthday cake at the storeeeeeee
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
/doesblackfridayalsoapplytoutilitybillsandmortgagesin2025hellworld
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I TOLD YOU TO EAT YOUR DAMN PIE
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM